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Do you want the good news or the bad news?
Posted by MadDog who is feeling disappointed on 9:48 PM - Saturday, December 28, 2002

Well the good news is that I'm this close (you can't see, but I'm making very small gestures with my hands right now) to getting the new Planet MadDog ready to go online on New Years Day, which was my goal. What does this mean for you folk? Well probably not a great deal. If you're a fan of my Crazy Conversations section, then you're in for a treat, as that has majorly been updated. If, however, you like to visit the many photo galleries I have on display, you will have to wait, as they've all been taken down until I figure out an easy way to update them. For you see, this is the reason it's taken me oh-so-long to get to this point, I have not just been making a new homepage, but rather a complete template-driven website building system for both experts and novices alike, and Planet MadDog will be my testing ground for new features. I call the system madSite and hope to have version 1.0 ready for beta testing soon. Check out www.madwebskills.com for more information... which brings me to the bad news.

The weather has been insanely hot these past few days. This afternoon I emerged from a cold shower to a weird odor in the air, not unlike Christmas crackers being popped. Gracie and I searched the entire house to find the source of this smell, but no dice, so I decided to hop on to the PC to work on getting some more Crazy Conversations into the database. Long story short: the power supply in my computer has overheated to the point of popping and ceasing to function. Being Saturday evening, I won't be able to try and source a new power supply until Monday, taking two days out of my tight deadline to get Planet MadDog 2 going. My goal is still to get the site up on New Years Day, but at this stage it's not looking too good. I'm posting this on my dial-up server box which is quite weedy and lacks the files needed for me to continue updating. Fingers and toes are crossed.


Sephiroth! Ba ba ba baba baaaa... SEPHIROTH!
Posted by MadDog who is feeling on 10:07 AM - Friday, December 20, 2002

I haven't done one of these in a while but this one was too cool not to share.


Calm and cool, you're not really an ANIME character, but what the hey...you're cool, so here you are. You are driven, have a purpose, and have problems with your family. You love your mommy (Jenova) and you hate your daddy (Hojo), but you will get even, RETURN TO THE PLANET! You have some MAD SKILLZ when it comes to combat, but you're kinda mixed up in the head... ReverseBlade!


MadDog's Top 10 - Episode 4
Posted by MadDog who is feeling pooped on 5:36 PM - Monday, December 16, 2002

It may look like I've been neglecting Planet MadDog of late, but in fact it's quite the opposite. My efforts have been concentrated on reaching my goal of having the all-new Planet MadDog up and online by the end of the year. In the mean time, here's an interim post to tide you over.

TOP 10 THINGS THAT SHOULDN'T AROUSE YOU, BUT PROBABLY DO, YOU SICK BASTARD

  1. Judy Jetson - She may be one of the hottest cartoon characters around, but say it with me: "SHE'S A CAR-TOOON". Sheesh.
  2. Sexy female cartoon animals - Furries, you sicken me. Nuff said.
  3. This guy - *shudder* I'm sure he's a lovely man, honest.
  4. Commodore 64 pörñ - Yep, computerised nudity was around long before the Internet.
  5. Cosplayers - "Look! She's dressed as Boob-Li from anime sensation Sexy Go-Go Vampire Tenticle-X!"
  6. Computer hardware - "Ooooooh, yeah. Now say something about Gigs."
  7. Used underwear - Even though the whole Japanese vending machine thing was probably an urabn myth, somebody still had to think of it.
  8. E3 booth babes - The fact that E3 uses booth babes to tempt impressionable nerds into viewing their products is bad enough without these sorts of websites.
  9. Feet - Foot fetishes? Nope, don't understand, sorry.
  10. ASCII - Umm, okay...

Festivities ahoy!
Posted by MadDog who is feeling festive on 5:14 PM - Monday, December 2, 2002

Hey! First off, I'd like to thank you for your greetings and well wishes. Yes, apparently today is my 25th birthday, the day where people go "Quarter of a century, you see?" and I reply "Yes, I am amazed by your mathematical prowess". I guess I'm just at the stage where its only just another birthday and pressies and parties just aren't really necessary, however dont let that discourage you from giving me cool stuff.

Also, yesterday happened to be the one year anniversary for Gracie and my good self. To celebrate this momentous occasion I splashed out and got an executive suite at Crown Towers in Melbourne for the night. Our suite was on the 24th floor, so the view was pretty great. We dined at their many restaurants, watched Harry Potter at one of their many cinemas and laughed at their many gambling losers. We also spent some time at the Melbourne Aquarium and did a lap of the Chadstone Shopping Centre, both places I'd been meaning to visit for a while now. Generally a great weekend.


Now now, my pretties. You'll all get a turn.
Posted by MadDog who is feeling frustrated on 3:05 PM - Friday, November 22, 2002

I had most of this news post typed up but then Holly Valance went and crashed my computer. *shakes fist at Holly Valance* I think its God's way of punishing me for listning to Holly Valance, so I hereby repent and endevour to belt it all out again.

Now that I've got a little bit of spare time to myself to chill out in front of the tube and get my game on, I've been confronted with deciding between a plethora of great games in muy position lately. Normally I like to focus on one game at a time, but lately I've found myself happily interchanging between three great games.

Super Mario Sunshine (Gamecube)
I only bought this one two days ago, but already it has a very familiar comfort to it; the same comfort you get when you're just lazing about at home and you pull on your favorite jumper. It doesn't have the best graphics I've seen but it certainly has some very nice effects, especially the wicked water effects. Wicked in the way that I'm actually looking at the mug of coffee in my hand and thinking "Nice water effect, but its no Mario Sunshine". But technical wizardry isn't the reason I got this game. I was actually tossing up between this Star Fox Adventure, also on the GameCube, and although Star Fox is way better in terms of graphical beauty but I know that when it comes down to it, Mario's got the fun-per-dollar value just right.
 

SHINE GET!

Kingdom Hearts (PS2)
Square and Disney, together at last. This is one great game, mixing the characters from Final Fantasy and Disney into not an RPG but an action/adventure game with RPG element. Think Zelda64 with a level up/attributes system. It sounds odd, but it works well. Another thing that works well is the mix of Disney and Square. It freaks you out, but in a good way. For example, you start off in Wonderland, trying to save Alice, then you move on and meet Hades from Hercules, played excellently by James Woods, play with Pooh and Tigger, before going off to help Aladdin do battle against Jafar. It's quite a buzz. And they've spared little expense to get all (or most) of the orginal actors to do the voices (theyre all official in some way or another), and even getting some celebrities to voice the rest of the Squaresoft characters, including Haley Joel Osment, Billy Zane, David Boreanaz, Mandy Moore, and Lance Bass from *NSync to name but a few. The 3D camera has pissed me off a couple of times, but to be honest, most of the time, I'm having too much fun to notice.
 

Oh phooey!

Time Splitters 2 (Xbox)
Now I'll be the first person to say that I really don't like first person shooters on game consoles. The controllers can never live up to playing them with a mouse and keyboard. In fact the only FPS I enjoyed on a console was Goldeneye on the N64. That is, until now, and I think it may have something to do with the fact that Time Splitters 2 was created by ex-Rare employees that worked on both Goldeneye and Perfect Dark. The controls are pretty familiar, the missions aren't too long (so I can just have a quick game in between the top two games), there isn't much of a plot to speak of (its good not to have to try and remember what I was up to in the storyline), and the graphics and animation are pretty good too. A great little package to fill in the gaps.

PIOO! PIOO!

Dream Weaver
Posted by MadDog who is feeling jolly on 10:57 AM - Monday, November 18, 2002

I believe the original lyrics to the song were:

Dream weaver... I believe you're a flexible tool for creating dynamic HTML documents for the web.

But the record company made him change it. Man that Gary Wright was way before his time.


I'm a mad updatin' fool!
Posted by MadDog who is feeling motivated on 3:45 PM - Wednesday, November 6, 2002

Whats going on, I hear you ask? Four updates in one week? Has he gone out of his tiny human mind?

No, not yet. I just forgot to mention that I'm doing the Friday Five thing. I've been doing it for about 3 weeks now actually. I'm not putting them in the front weblog thing, but they're accessable at the bottom of the About MadDog page for now, which is probably the best place to put them.

UPDATE: Well isn't that just bloody typical. As soon as I jump on a bandwagon, they go and close down the site. I don't know what happened to the Friday Five site, but it's not there now. If it comes back then I'll continue to update them, but for now I won't.


"What the hell was that butterfly?"
Posted by MadDog who is feeling zonked on 9:41 AM - Wednesday, November 6, 2002
Well folks, that butterfly you may have seen yesterday when trying to access the site, was Genis-X, Planet MadDog's most gracious host. I had to be moved across to another server for some reason, so until I got the DNS stuff all sorted out at this end, that was the result. So for those who need their daily Planet MadDog fix (you sick SICK people) here you are.

What the hell just happened?
Posted by MadDog who is feeling manly on 11:00 PM - Monday, November 4, 2002

I just found myself watching an episode of Ally McBeal tonight. Yes, dear friends, as strange as this concept sounds, what happened next is even stranger. I found myself enjoying it. I enjoyed the wacky daydreaming. I enjoyed the touching messages. I enjoyed the awkward situations. Jon Bon Jovi as token love interest? Not so enjoyable, but still adequate.

At the end of the episode, right after I checked that I actually still had testicles (yep, everything's still there, ladies), I felt myself looking forward to the next one. Is this normal? Are there other guys that enjoy this estrogen-soaked show? I mean apart from Braden, because hey, he watches the Gilmour Girls.


Generic Update: Good for everyday use
Posted by MadDog who is feeling sleepy on 10:31 AM - Monday, November 4, 2002

Here's what's been hippity-hop-happening with me lately, just in case you were interested.

After having my MP3 player stolen from my car, and collecting the resulting insurance cheque, I've splurged out a bit of extra dough and treated myself to one of these little beauties. The IRiver IMP-250 is about 20 times better than the turdpile that came before it. It plays WMA and ASF as well as MP3, it runs over 15 hours on one pair of AA nickel metal hydride rechargable batteries (included), its got a kick-ass little backlit EL screen on the unit as well as a smaller versio on the remote control so you can see and choose the songs easily, which is also helpe by the simple song navigation system. I know that there are higher models, like the SlimX, but I really wanted the LCD display goodness that this offered. Highly recommended.

Sphagnum rocked Euroa Wool Week on Sunday. It may have been just a small pro-bono gig with only one set, but the sound was set up nicely, the drums and vocals were crisp and we played well, getting some good feedback.

Music that's rocking my internals at the moment: Our Lady Peace - Gravity, Avril Lavigne - Let Go, The cast of Buffy - Once More With Feeling, John Mayer - Room for Squares, Bodyjar - Plastic Skies.

Umm... I think that's about it.


MadDog's Top 10 - Episode 3
Posted by MadDog who is feeling better on 4:50 PM - Wednesday, October 23, 2002

ARRGH! ITS HIDEOUS!Many Sheppartonians have recently commented on the new addition to the Victoria Park Lake here in Shepparton, a $130,000 sculpture erected to celebrate the contribution business and industry have made to the region.

Some people think that it's strong and dynamic. Some have said it's great to see our local council supporting the arts. Most people, however, say its a tacky eye-sore plaguing our fine lake.

I say we could have done much better...

TOP 10 THINGS BETTER THAN OUR NEW SCULPTURE

  1. A 50 foot lavendar statue of Richard Simmons.
  2. A Mount Rushmore inspired monument featuring the faces of Killing Heidi, except made entirely of meat.
  3. A musical tribute to beards, blaring tunes from the Bee Gees, ZZ Top and Pavarotti.
  4. An animatronic statue of Jackie Chan, complete with kung-fu grip.
  5. One of those "big" things, like The Big Pineapple or The Big Banana. I suggest The Big Paperclip.
  6. A large mural depicting the rise and fall of Vanilla Ice.
  7. An interactive museum where kids can discover the wonderful properties of napalm.
  8. The worlds biggest jelly pit.
  9. A giant monkey in a clear plastic ball that can be rolled down the street on special occasions.
  10. Two words: Giant boobs.

Therapeutic Rant
Posted by MadDog who is feeling sick on 2:15 PM - Monday, October 21, 2002
When I was a kid I was often told to make the most of my childhood because once I'm out in the real world, it's all downhill...

I wonder if this is what they meant.

Recently I've actually been affected by a gut-twisting event that has made me feel sick to the stomach, and whilst I wont go into it here, I'm almost at the point where going to live in a remote cave somewhere doesnt seem like such a bad idea (as long as the cave had electricity). I don't feel safe anymore, and I fear for the safety of the people I care about, and I think it's going to get worse before it gets better. Oh, and sorry for the bummed out attitude lately. This was more of a therapeutic release than an amusing annecdote. I belive its not good for the soul to stay in this sort of mood for too long so I'll pick up the mood a bit next time... I promise.

I'm still alive... barely...
Posted by MadDog who is feeling feverish on 11:10 AM - Monday, October 21, 2002
Just a quick update to let you know that the lack of updates lately is due mainly to my being sick most of the last week. I've been pretty zonked for the last 6 days or so with a fever running hot and cold simultaneously. Unfortunately, as well as affecting Planet MadDog updates, it's also adversly affected my already busy timeline of other work going on, including v1.0 release of MadSite, OzChat_Remix, Aeli.net, and other paying jobs with tight schedules and deadlines, so I've got my work cut out for me in the coming weeks.

Theft
Posted by MadDog who is feeling pissed off on 8:30 PM - Monday, October 7, 2002

So, you see, my car was broken into last night while still in my driveway. The little bastard stole my MP3 player from my glove compartment. Left the door ajar too, he did, so the light was left on, and now my car battery is flat as a tack (although I've found most tacks to be pointy). Method of entry: he smashed the little trianglular window at the back (aww, wasn't it considerate of him to only smash the smallest of my windows when invading and stealing my property?).

But I am no stranger to theft. The night of my 21st birthday the same thing happened, but replace "MP3 player" with "Discman" and "little triangle window" with "front passenger window". About a 2 years prior to that, the same thing happened, but no windows were broken. What is it exactly about a busted-ass 1984 Toyota Tercel that just screams out to theives? I mean WTF is that about?!?

Anyway, I've reported the incident to the police for insurance purposes, and bought a car battery charger to get back on the road, so I'm not going too bad, just a bit cheesed s'all.

It doesn't help that there's no chocolate in the house.

MadDog's Top 10 - Episode 2
Posted by MadDog who is feeling bootylicious on 3:09 PM - Tuesday, October 1, 2002

TOP 10 SONG TITLES MADE MORE AMUSING BY REPLACING THE WORD 'ARMS' OR 'HEART' WITH THE WORD 'ASS'

  1.  With Arms Wide Open - Creed
  2.  Open Up Your Heart - M People
  3.  Hold Me In Your Arms - Jack Jones/Southern Sons
  4.  Dont Go Breaking My Heart - Elton John
  5.  Total Eclipse of the Heart - Bonnie Tyler
  6.  Music Of My Heart - N'Sync
  7.  Throw Your Arms Around Me - Hunters and Collectors
  8.  Shape Of My Heart - Backstreet Boys
  9.  Tryin' To Throw Your Arms Around The World - U2
  10.  Always In My Heart - Tevin Campbell


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