Planet MadDog - Rumpy Pumpy Conversations

Renae is a cool friend of mine and also Ade's sister...

Renae	slop
MadDog	slip!
Renae	squish
MadDog	schlong
Renae	long schlong
MadDog	how did you know?
Renae	hehee i just guessed
MadDog	are you sure? You havent been peeking through my window during my nude yoga sessions have you?
Renae	nude yoga? sounds fun
MadDog	you should join me some day... its very liberating.... followed up with some bum warming...

MadDog	mmmm.. crispy apples!
Renae	mmmm... crispy crust
MadDog	mmmmm.... crunch...
Renae	mmm.... corn flakes
MadDog	mmm... anal flakes.....
Renae	mmmm... toe jam
MadDog	mmmm... anal toes...
Renae	mmm... anal scent
MadDog	mmmmmmm..... rectal squirrel
Renae	hehehehe.... love them rectal squirrels...
MadDog	Shhhhhh.... you'll wake the nose goblins....
Renae	hehe... tiptoes to the other side of the room

MadDog	Mmmm. have you ever conflicted with com port 2?
Renae	hey?
MadDog	I said have you ever conflicted with Com Port 2 before?
Renae	whats that?
MadDog	Its a com port....
Renae	what is it ?
MadDog	I told you... its a com port.... Its a port which handles coms....
Renae	.................................???
MadDog	never mind... everyones picking on me cause I said it wasnt blank but it was.. .and now I feel saddened....
Renae	what is blank?
MadDog	the thing... with the shiney bits....
Renae	geeze... what is it?
MadDog	one of them round things..... and now Im saddened.... but Im happy again!!!

MadDog	yaay.. how was your long weekend?
Renae	good... did lots of frolicking
MadDog	in the nood?
Renae	i wish... hehe
MadDog	oh..... well your weekend sounds as good as mine then...
Renae	hehe... didnt you get to frolic nude?
MadDog	no... sniff
Renae	awwww... poor doggy... here pats on the head
MadDog	I'd be happer if you were frollicking in the nude!
Renae	why come?
MadDog	so I can have some nood frolliking in my life..
Renae	hehe..... what about now?
MadDog	now would be good....
Renae	strips off and runs around the room three times
MadDog	yee har! does the same
Renae	whoo hoo, now is this fun or what?
MadDog	this is much more fun than my weekend...
Renae	hehe... YaYY, does cartwheel
MadDog	ooh.. that was impressive... do it again...
Renae	does 5 in a row
MadDog	wowee.... how do you get your legs to do that?
Renae	hehe secret
MadDog	tries to do it and falls on his ass...
Renae	hehe... your so funny
MadDog	:o) wobble hee hee hee.. bet you cant do that.....
Renae	hey that is groovy
MadDog	you try it!
Renae	wobble wobble, oops wrong one
MadDog	nah... s'like this... wobble
Renae	nope cant establish the right movemnet
MadDog	poor nae...
Renae	there there.. here let me give you a hand wobbles nae there we go... like that!
MadDog	warning - crappy sitcom moment See... You can do it... I knew you could if you tried hard enough. hugs crowd goes "Awwwwww..."

MadDog	hey! Breasts weigh quite a bit dont they?
Renae	breasts??.. how do you know??... i wouldnt have a clue
MadDog	youve got em havent you?
Renae	yes i have, but they are almost impossible to weigh?
MadDog	Well do this for me... right now... take one in each hand and lift.... then sort of judge about how much each one weighs...... ta
Renae	hehehehehe.... I'd guess about 1kg
MadDog	hmm... did you really do that or are you just guessing......?
Renae	im just guessing!!
MadDog	nah! do it! lift them and wobble them about.... noone will think youre strange.... honest.. theyll just think your a regular person weighing her breasts....
Renae	ok hang on
MadDog	hanging on
Renae	hmmmmm.. bout... bah i am no good at this
MadDog	nah, youre doing good! go on... estimate...
Renae	how about next time i see you, you can have an estimate for me...
MadDog	heart misses a beat gulp

Renae	have you ever froliced naked in public? or even had the urge to?
MadDog	Never done it... the closest ive come is running out the back yard completely starkers to get something off the line.... but as for having the urge to, all the time... I just think it would be so awsome to like streak through big w screaming madness at people!!! That would be so cool.....

MadDog	Papa Guiseppe died!
Renae	where is he from?
MadDog	shepp I guess... he's in the death notices......
Renae	what about papa smurf???
MadDog	nah.... he's alive and well...
Renae	dang it!
MadDog	why? papa smurf is a legend!
Renae	noooooo.... hes a fiend!!

Renae	mmmm.... what do you clean your feet with?
MadDog	Lux....
Renae	such a talented seleclection
MadDog	oh yes.. for sure..... It makes my skin so soft....
Renae	i noticed!!!

Renae	licks nasal passage
MadDog	Ooooooh what a talented tongue...
Renae	it has experience
MadDog	oooohhh... where from?
Renae	umm..... books
MadDog	you lick books?
Renae	i read the books! hehe... i lick other things
MadDog	Like what?
Renae	i let you use your imagination
MadDog	ummmmmm..... belly butttons?
Renae	hehehehe, well if thats what they like
MadDog	ummm... ankles?
Renae	if thats what turns you on?
MadDog	Ummmm.... eyeballs?
Renae	mmm.. strange
MadDog	mmmmm... thumbnails?
Renae	depends where the hand have been?
MadDog	ahh.. but does it really???

Renae	is bri there?
MadDog	no... bri's not here... he's off getting spanked.....
Renae	by whom?
MadDog	I think everybody's having a go...
Renae	at what?
MadDog	at spanking bri!
Renae	who is?
MadDog	AHHH!! youre confusing me!
Renae	who is bri being spanked by??
MadDog	everyone.....
Renae	when is he getting back?
MadDog	2 and a half days....
Renae	what why?
MadDog	because he was a bad bad boy..
Renae	i have to ask him stuff
MadDog	ask me stuff!!!

Renae	hee hee.... so what are you working on now then?
MadDog	just and picking my nose.. heee!
Renae	like the Queen
MadDog	just like old queeny baby..... she's a choice piece of ass, that queen....
Renae	mmm love those wrinkles
MadDog	phwoar!

Renae	Ok so here's the thing... When you were young and were told that the sky is blue, could you actually be seeing what I would define as red? Therefore, could some person's blue be someone else's red? Confused? Lemme break it down... Because you were taught that the colour of the sky is called Blue... you could in fact be seeing red but calling it blue. Understand? Didn't think so. Sleep on it... it'll hit you
MadDog	Seriously... Ive pondered that question many many times... I thought I was the first person to thing of that theory.... I mean... wow dude....
Renae	what did you think?
MadDog	I thought that like if you got someone else's eyeballs... like if you could see through their eyes.... Every thing could look all trippy and shit, but to them its not trippy at all... its normal... and shit...
Renae	hehehe... thats weird

MadDog	I have a guardian of the toilet....
Renae	who is?
MadDog	you'll see....

MadDog	how would you like to sit on this? pointing
Renae	oooh what is it
MadDog	my new chair.....
Renae	ooohhhhh .. ok then.....

Renae	you should go see the freak show..... pig pigs
MadDog	no I shouldnt.. thats scary....
Renae	it is not.... it is FUNNY
MadDog	is it? why?
Renae	you would have to see to understand...
MadDog	cant you try to explain it....
Renae	welll lets see.... they all get together ontop of this huge hill.... they dance around in a circle naked and chant some tune i think it makes them horny...... then they pair up and make bacon......they grunt snort and froth at the mouth
MadDog	Ohhh... my mistake.. that sounds really cool...