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Archives for February 2001

MUSH ALERT!

I think I've found a great song to play at my wedding. Check it out:

Dido, "Thank you."

My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'd all be grey, but your picture on my wall
It reminds me that it's not so bad, it's not so bad

I drank too much last night, got bills to pay, my head just feels in pain
I missed the bus and there'll be hell today, I'm late for work again
And even if I'm there, they'll all imply that I might not last the day
And then you call me and it's not so bad, it's not so bad and

I want to thank you for giving me the best day of my life
Oh just to be with you is having the best day of my life

Push the door, I'm home at last and I'm soaking through and through
Then you handed me a towel and all I see is you
And even if my house falls down now, I wouldn't have a clue
Because you're near me and

I want to thank you for giving me the best day of my life
Oh just to be with you is having the best day of my life.

What do you think? Let me know in the Comments section below.

Posted at 10:43 AM - Tuesday, February 13, 2001 by MadDog who is feeling

YAAY SOPHIE!
I'm surprised it's taken me so long to get a copy of this month's FHM, especially seeing as it has a spread on the delectible Sophie Monk within its hallowed pages. Man that chick really boils my buttons (By the way, that's a good thing.) ... but if you know me at all, you already knew that.
Posted at 4:01 PM - Monday, February 12, 2001 by MadDog who is feeling

Dude, this is, like, totally dude!
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Posted at 10:53 AM - Friday, February 9, 2001 by MadDog who is feeling

Crap joke of the day

I was in the frozen foods aisle of Coles the other day and I thought up this great joke that was so funny that I just had to share it with the world.

Q. What do get if you get a bit of Chicken Kiev and a slice of bacon?

A. Kiev'n Bacon!

MWAHHAHAHAHAA! I kill me!!

Posted at 2:08 PM - Thursday, February 8, 2001 by MadDog who is feeling

Everything zen
Due to popular demand (from zen) my Crazy Conversations with zen are now online. There you find 2 pages of drivel that some people actually enjoy reading. Check them out one time, wont you? Sorry for the lack of updates lately, but when it rains, it pours... know what I mean, eh? nudge nudge wink wink Eh?
Posted at 2:04 PM - Thursday, February 8, 2001 by MadDog who is feeling

Num num meat meat!
At the request of my good buddy, Ade, I am hereby announcing that we will be having a roast of some description on Saturday night for tea, shortly followed by some kind of social activity, including but not necessarily limited to the consumption of alcohol. That is all.
Posted at 2:16 PM - Friday, February 2, 2001 by MadDog who is feeling