Everybody's probably tried this at one stage in their lives, but I remember way back when I was a pup, I used to muck around in the kitchen when Mum and Dad weren't home and I'd mix a whole bunch of shit together in an attempt to invent a new drink, a drink that would ultimately become the GREATEST DRINK IN THE WORLD!

I'd start with some orange juice, then a bit of red cordial. After adding a little bit of strawberry Quik, I'd stir in some Milo and finally a bit of toothpaste to give it a kick...

Then came the taste test.

After vomiting, I'd vow never to do it again... until curiosity got the better of me once more.

I don't normally like to link to cool sites and stuff, preferring rather to give you people stuff you cant get anywhere else on the 'Net, but I found this humourous enough to warrant sharing with the masses.

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A conversation had with Braden during lunch with him today:

Braden:	Happy Days? Yeah I remember this one episode where... umm... Chachi, yeah, Chachi... she was going out with The Fonz... errmm...
Mikey:	*shakes head*
Braden:	No, wait... Chachi was going out with... ummm... Cheech?
Mikey:	Dude... Chachi was Scott Baio... You're just dribbling shit, aren't you?
Braden:	Yeah, umm... shut up. I meant Joanie... Yeah... Joanie was going out with The Fonz and umm... errr... ahhh... Well anyway, it was funny because Fonzie said "AAAAAYYYYY"...