This is a little story started by me many many moons ago when something strange happened to the OzChat Posting Board. All of the the posts disappeared for some bizzare reason, so while the board was totally void of posts, I decided to have a bit of fun. While I wrote most of it, there were a couple of additions by Tank and Digger which helped keep the story moving, so some credit goes to them. In the end, we just sort of got a bit sick of it, so thats why theres no real ending. Check it out in the Output section.

JOTA!!!!

Like you really needed any more proof, but it's been a while since I last updated the news on here, so I thought, what the hey. Back when Braden was working with me at McMedia he often had to make a trip to go out to the site of one of our points-of-presence to fix some techy-type-doohickie-whatsits (its a technical term, you wouldn't know it... don't feel too bad...), and sometimes that would mean getting up early in the morning to leave. One morning I came in to work to find the following message in a Notepad window.

G'day Michael,

just thought I'd send you a big message before I pop off to work today. Cause ya know what, its 6:30 in the morning right now.. look... I'm looking at my watch at it says 6:30... see, if you look at yours right now you'd see I'm not lying, but of course, you will be asleep, because you're not as tough as some people around here. As im here by myself for the moment, and you will be the only person getting this message, I am going to say something that has been taxing me for years and years now. I am going to admit my undying love for cheese wiz... Do you realise how hard that was, I bet you don't, but I totally understand your feelings on the subject, but don't tell Kylie, cause she will think you are weird, and we don't want anyone thinking you're weird, cause people like Kylie might already have some thoughts on that issue, if you know what I mean. But she is kinda weird too, but in a good way, if you know what I mean.. psst psst.. hehehe.. don't tell her that bit, cause she might want to smack you in the chops, but if you decided that the
earth was green on the outside, while the middle of the apple core was somewhat placid in the inside, they cry when they all die blonde, if the actual shape of the undecided object that was round around the outside, but quite frilly without the cake of joobunga, if you know what I mean. *taps side of nose with a knowing smile* Yes.... I know that you're thinking about how delicious a big fat meaty bonafide grande taco burger would taste right now, but if you're like me, you will go for the side of a small sheep, with wool of course, but with out woolworths.... hahaha I knew you'd get the joke.. awww you're so good that way, cause you know how berzerker a large apple-o-rama is.... hehehehe.. interesting revalations...

outta here..

enjoy your day without my input... I know you will miss me grundy mudda.. :-)

Most of you already know this, but so far I've met two of the Big Brother evictees, namely Todd and Lisa. I've had these photos for a few weeks now, and I thought it was about time to share them with the world before I get too far behind in updating this page. Check them out in the Output section.