I was driving along during my lunch break today and I turned to zen and had the following conversation.

It kinda puts things in perspective, doncha think?

BullseyeArt.com - This website seriously rocks my werld at the moment.

Be sure to check out the hilarious but totally nonsensical cartoon series, The Internet - The Series, which follows the surreal adventures of Rick and Baby Champagne, the Defenders of the Internet. Also check out Miss Muffy and the Muff Mob, which crosses Strawberry Shortcake with a Spike Lee film.

Whilst being totally strange, this is some of the funniest shit I've seen on the 'Net for ages!

This is how lazy I am...

• I wish that there were ropes hanging from the ceiling wherever there are chairs. I hate getting up once I've sat down. Some kind of rope mechanism from the celing would enable me to pull myself to my feet much easier. Failing that, I could employ a small but strong dwarf to follow me around and give me a pull up whenever I needed to stand.
  
• I hate doing the laundry... Thats why I own over 20 pairs of boxer shorts. I run out of boxer shorts, I do the laundry. That's the way I like it. Gracie can't stand it. She likes to do the laundry, like, twice, maybe three times a week sometimes. Now I'm living on my own again for most of the week, the laundry only gets done once a week, when Gracie comes home on the weekends. Thats fine with me... She washes them, and I hang them up. I prefer to hang them up. I'm kinda picky (read: anal) when it comes to hanging the clothes up. I have a system... pants go here, shirts go here, socks go in this row, my socks to the left, yours to the right... You get the picture. I also like to hang clothes in a way that would least neccesitate an ironing afterwards. I hate ironing.
  
• My staple diet is snags in bread, instant pasta, frozen pizza, and SPC beans and spag on toast. Dont ge me wrong, I love to cook, and I am a good cook... really... I just get up and think "Hmm... I could make that risotto I saw in the magaizine, or maybe try the chicken and pesto that Geoff Jantz made on Burke's Backyard the other week... maybe bake a pie... ... Ahh, f*ck it. Cheese jaffles it is.
  

I just found this cool site called Rate My Face where people can upload a mug-shot and have it given a rating from 1 to 10 by other members. Straight away I shot to number 4 on the list, but since then I've slipped to number 10. Join up and vote for me if you like. If you do, drop me an email and I'll return the favour by sending a vote your way.

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