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Hatch
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oh bugger, there's not jollyscrotum.com |
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MadDog
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nor is there a buggermesideways.com |
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Hatch
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or an scratchmewhereitfeelsgood.com |
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MadDog
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or a kissmewhereitsmellsfunny.com |
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Hatch
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or whyiseverybodyalwayspickingonme.com |
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MadDog
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or pubes.com |
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Hatch
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or scruffyscrotums.com |
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MadDog
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or pinkbits.com..... actually
there might be.... |
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Hatch
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Hatch there is a www.pinkbits.com,
I just checked.
but there's no buttcheeksrus.com |
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MadDog
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Mmmm.... bumlicker.com |
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Hatch
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or pimplyschlongs.com
mmmmm pimply..... to far!! |
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MadDog
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TOO FARKING FAR!!!! |
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Hatch
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sorry!! |
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MadDog
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:o) |
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Hatch
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<<<<<<<<:-)
- Marge simpson!!
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MadDog
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:@)
- BABE!
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Hatch
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zadfhf
- retarded guy!
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MadDog
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MadDog ;^]
- Picaso...
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Hatch
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aere
- retarded guy!
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MadDog
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&*@
- Car smash victim...
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Hatch
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zpayoph
- retarded guy!
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MadDog
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enough with the retarded guys
already! |
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Hatch
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adfjjh
- cereabal paulsie guy!
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MadDog
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thats better..... |
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Hatch
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jdasj
- retarded guy!
eheheh
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MadDog
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dfjhsd
- Braden
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Hatch
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dfhkljadfhjkdhf lksdhasdljkfhksdfh
lkdjfhlkdhflad jkfhlksdf dfhkljadfhjkdhf lksdhasdljkfhksdfh lkdjfhlkdhflad
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lkdjfhlkdhflad jkfhlksdf
- Michael
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MadDog
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Enjoy your little sandwich? |
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Hatch
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You wanna punch in the head? |
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MadDog
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Im surprised you dont have a
seseme street lunch box.... |
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Hatch
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Do you know a "loonydude" |
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MadDog
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Its a psychopath who wants to
kill you... so I gave him your icq number.... |
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Hatch
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cool!! |
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MadDog
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Only kidding... its Brian... |
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Hatch
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oh, I thought you were serious!! |
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MadDog
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I was.. .Brian is a psychopath
and wants to kill you! |
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Hatch
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oh |
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MadDog
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Hows your little lunchy bag? |
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Hatch
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prepare to die!! |
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MadDog
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Smoo! |
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MadDog
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Mmmm.... sloo! |
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Hatch
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Mmmmm moopy juices!! |
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MadDog
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Goo! |
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Hatch
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super schlong fantastico! |
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MadDog
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www.superschlongfantastico.com |
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Hatch
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There's no such site!! Bummer
dude!! |
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MadDog
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Quick! Lets register it! |
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Hatch
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I already have! heheh |
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MadDog
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YaYY |
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Hatch
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<<<<<<<<:-)
- Marge Simpson
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MadDog
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go away! |
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Hatch
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adfasdl;f
- retarded guy!!
heheeheh
I'm done now with my shanagins!!
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MadDog
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good! |
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MadDog
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my shoes were inside out and
my toes used to show.... |
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Hatch
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ok! Whatever you reckon!! |
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MadDog
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troo! |
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Hatch
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dinks! |
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MadDog
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sphinks! |
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Hatch
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squinks!! |
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MadDog
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stinks! |
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Hatch
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clinks! |
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MadDog
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winks! |
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Hatch
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tiddily winks!! |
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MadDog
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Chinki chink chinks... |
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Hatch
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squinkety clinkety dinks! |
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MadDog
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Thats just odd! |
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Hatch
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enough with this stupid game!! |
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MadDog
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too far! |
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Hatch
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too farkin far!! |
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MadDog
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:o) |
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Hatch
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Noel on line 1!! |
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MadDog
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No he isnt! |
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Hatch
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good one turd boy! |
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MadDog
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*flick* |
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Hatch
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Bloody bill gates won't add
me to his contact list!! |
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MadDog
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bummer.... |
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Hatch
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Probably because I've been going...
"Hey maggot, add me to your freakin list turd
boy!!"
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MadDog
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maybe! |
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MadDog
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MULTITUDES OF BURGERS!!! YAAAYYY!!! |
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Hatch
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what, where, free??? |
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MadDog
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Nope!!! All for me! |
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Hatch
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batards cheated me!! |
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Hatch
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More CC's!! |
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MadDog
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Actually it was nachos..... |
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Hatch
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even better! |
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MadDog
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mmmm... and about 10 tons of
sourcream!!! YAEUKIOOOOO!!! |
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Hatch
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and ten tons of SCHLONG!!
(too farking far)
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Hatch
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can you read me? |
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MadDog
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Bloody hell.. no I cant!!! NOOO I'M BLIND!!!
NOOOOOOOOO!!!! GOD DAMN IT ALL TO HELLLLL!!!!
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Hatch
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fair enough! |
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MadDog
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no its not.. im frightened... |
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Hatch
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wobbly bits! |
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MadDog
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IM BLIND DAMMIT!!! |
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Hatch
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I've got helpdesk users in my
eyes!! |
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Hatch
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++/*-
- mathematical guy!
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MadDog
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8=== )
- schlong guy
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Hatch
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arrrgghhhh, schlong guy!
... cool!
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Hatch
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I'm riding a god dam pony!! |
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MadDog
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BURP! BU-URP! BURP! *mario jumping
noise*
BURP! BU-URP! BURP! *mario jumping noise*
BURP! BU-URP! BURP! *mario jumping noise*
BURP! BU-URP! BURP! *mario jumping noise* |
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MadDog
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Yes! Its Wheel of Fortune Time!!!!
B _ G S C H L _ N G
Would you like to buy a vowel?
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Hatch
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hooray for cheap laughs!!
Welcome to the wheel of schlong!
You have won a bona!!
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MadDog
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Slippery dips! |
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Hatch
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shut up goddamit, I'm on a phone
call!! |
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MadDog
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Lubricated Artichokes! |
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Hatch
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You were bloody lucky I wasn't
on the phone that time!! |
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Hatch
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There's only one instance of
"weirdass shit" in altavista!! |
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MadDog
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Stop pissfarting around or I'll
fire youre ass.... |
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Hatch
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No you won't , I quit god dammit!! |
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MadDog
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NOOOOOOOOOO!!
MENDOZAAAAAAAA!!
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MadDog
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Li'l bradie going to the induction...
induction boy...
hows your little inductions....
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Hatch
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you wanna punch in the head????
well do ya.... punk?
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MadDog
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Go floss a sheep.... |
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Hatch
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Go stop a seizure in an epileptic! |
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MadDog
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Go twist a lolly pop into a
foreign school girls left ear..... |
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Hatch
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Go wrap your schlong around
a meat sandwhich!! |
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MadDog
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Go wrap your meat round a sclong
sandwich.... |
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Hatch
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Go wrap a meat sandwhich round
a meat sandwhich! |
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MadDog
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www.sandwichboy.com |
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Hatch
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Fuck up with that shit alright!! |
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MadDog
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heee hee heee... Calm down lad...
I think I'd better shut up before you throw you little gladwraped
barbeque shapes at me..... |
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Hatch
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One more wisecrack like that
and I'll throw more than bbq shapes at you!!! |
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MadDog
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Oooooooohh... What, you mean
your little drinkbottle? |
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Hatch
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No, a freaking ... um... chair,
thats it... a chair.
heheh I've got im now!!
oh, am I typing out loud again!!
D'oh!
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Hatch
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Arrrgghhh, in netcentral,
you can't say the word schlong!! |
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MadDog
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why? |
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Hatch
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don't know, it says that the
post was filtered out and contained some profainity and it wasn't
posted!! geeezz! |
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MadDog
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hee hee hee... whats wrong with
schlong???? |
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Hatch
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exactly, what is the deal with
schlong? Its not as if its a commonly used word in the english lanuage! |
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MadDog
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Its is to us.... |
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Hatch
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ehehehe |
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Hatch
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exactamondo! |
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MadDog
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exactamundodelundo |
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Hatch
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exactamundodelundogoogilymoogily |
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MadDog
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okilidokilydoodleydundiddleydoodlyhiedumdiddleydodumdidlokilydeedu
mdoodleydumdoohiedilyhodoodleyokilidokilydoodlydundiddleydoodlyhi
edumdiddleydodumdidlyokilydeedumdoodlydumdoohiedilyhodoodleyok ilidokilydoodleydundiddleydoodlhiedumdiddleydodumdidlyokilydeedum
doodleydumdoohiedilyhooodleyokilidokilydoodleydundiddleydoodlyhied
umdiddleydodmdidlyokilydeedumdoodleydumdoohiedilyhodoodleyokili
dokildoodleydundiddleydoodlyhiedumdiddleydodumdidlydoo! |
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Hatch
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Well that was worth it! |
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MadDog
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yup! |
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MadDog
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mailto:mo@allworkandmoplaymakesmoamomo.com
hee hee hee....
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Hatch
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I love you momar!!
heheheh
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MadDog
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Who put the mo in the mo-m-mo-m-mo.?
Who put the mo in the moey-moey-mo-mo?
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Hatch
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You dickhead! |
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MadDog
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You mo mo! |
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Hatch
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Now your twice the dickhead! |
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Hatch
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Hey, I'm entering this user
in and and their password is the word SMOO.
Thought that might amuse you!
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MadDog
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WAHOO!!! IM COMING TO CHECK
THIS OUT! |
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MadDog
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I swear, I'll head butt him
the next time I see him.... |
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Hatch
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woohoo, can I watch? |
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MadDog
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no.... private headbutting only.. |
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Hatch
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d'oh! |
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MadDog
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Walt Disney ate a hot dog in
Disneyland and counted how many steps it took to finish it. It took
him 17 steps (I think), which is the spacing used for every trash
can in every Disney park today. |
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Hatch
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What about a toilet every 5
slurps of a drink? |
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MadDog
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yaaay! |
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