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Yep... yet another
page of rubbish. Why are you reading this? What, are you mental?
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MadDog
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The day that Disneyland opened,
the asphalt as not quite dry, and ladies heels sunk into it.
you can still see the marks today... |
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Hatch
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When it first opened, guys with
huge penises dragged them along the ground!
You can still see the marks today!
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Hatch
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schwang!! |
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MadDog
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schwong! |
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Hatch
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Schweng! |
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MadDog
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schwing!!!!!! |
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Hatch
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Schwung! |
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MadDog
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Schwang!
Schweng!
Schwing!
Schwong!
Schwung! |
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MadDog
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its tru.... everybody needs
a bosom for a pillow... |
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MadDog
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Tell Michael that I'm going
to kill him!
- Michael's Dad...
*wondering if he fooled him*
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Hatch
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good one idiot!! |
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Hatch
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Jodie's at it again!!
I didn 't know you could live in a framing town!
"Hello i am whonting to make a freind eny one
whonting to chat on line to a femal 40 married i live in a small
framing town not much to do so eny one one whont to chat wright
me Jodie"
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MadDog
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what are these femals she's
talking about? |
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Hatch
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Hmmmm, I'll have to investigate
into this femal phenonomen! |
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MadDog
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hee hee hee.. Jodie sez:
"i like clinking things from around the
wrold ."
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Hatch
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Clinking things!! What the hell
does that mean!! |
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Hatch
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She likes "tv show knitting"
as well! |
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MadDog
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what the hell ever happened
to Yahoo Serious? |
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Hatch
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What the hell happened to
Eric Weiner? |
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MadDog
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YAAAY! |
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MadDog
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According to Ben, Ben Folds
Five received it's name (despite the fact that the band only consists
of 3 members) because it "sounds better than Ben Folds Three."
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Hatch
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Acording to me, Sphagnum
got its name from a bag of the stuff sitting in me garage at home!
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Hatch
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horray for sonic racing! |
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MadDog
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boo! |
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Hatch
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It looks pretty groovy actually! |
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MadDog
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yeah.. ive seen the mov... |
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Hatch
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too bad it doesn't come out
for master system! |
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MadDog
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too bad it doesnt come out for
my analogue wrist watch.... |
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Hatch
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Thats the thing, it does!! Bastard!
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MadDog
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yahooo!!! better get some new
batteries.... |
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Hatch
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I think they're releasing tekken
3 for it too soon as well! |
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MadDog
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yaayy! |
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Hatch
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With 69 hidden characters! |
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MadDog
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yyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaa! |
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MadDog
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Old MacDonal was dyslexic,
O-I-E-I-E!
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Hatch
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I dare you to post that after
a Jodi post!! eheheh |
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MadDog
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how are those cum shots going? |
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Hatch
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Did you know the telephone number
to get on the ricki lake show is 1800-GO-RICKI |
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MadDog
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you *click* go *click* girl
*click* |
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Hatch
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that didn't work at all! |
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MadDog
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nup... didnt think so.. but
I got my point across nonetheless.... |
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Hatch
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Its my mission in life to create
a town called Weevilville! |
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MadDog
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why? |
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Hatch
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I don't know? |
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MadDog
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Oh.... Okay then! |
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Hatch
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fine, reject my affection!! |
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MadDog
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I get enough from the gnome
in my pants..... |
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Hatch
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Yayy for it being Sarah Michelle
Gellars birthday today! |
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MadDog
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Send her a brass sculpture of
your genitals for her birthday, eh? |
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Hatch
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How did you know I did that? |
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MadDog
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Oh you did already... thats
okay... I was just reminding you.... |
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MadDog
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Ive got version 0.buggerall of winamp at home
if you want it....
you were looking for it before so you can lower
the sample rate....
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Hatch
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I managed to grab 1.2, which
is ok, whats the version below that? |
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MadDog
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I dunno what mine is.,.. but
its freaking old... |
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Hatch
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I might have a look for a really
old version today! |
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MadDog
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0.00000198 beta |
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Hatch
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what about version .00000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000
00000000000 0000000000000000000000
00000000000000000000000000000001 |
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MadDog
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that prints "winamp"
in a Dos window..... |
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Hatch
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Actually, the first version,
you sent away $50 and they send you a piece of paper with winamp
written on it! |
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MadDog
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yep.. and the next version is
for 70 bucks and they ring you up, say winamp and hang up..... |
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Hatch
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And the next version they send
a brown paper bag around to your house with a turd in it, with the
words winamp on it! |
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MadDog
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and the next version, the come
and carve winamp into your forehead with a rusty knife. |
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Hatch
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And the next version they get
you on wheel of fortune and make you guess the letters winamp up
on the gameboard! |
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MadDog
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MadDog the next version they
summon satan to say "w--i--n--a--m--p--!" in a grumbly
voice, then decapitate you...... |
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Hatch
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The next version they get this
guy, but he's a stump on a cushion and they put him at your front
door and they knock and run, and when you answer, he says Winamp! |
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MadDog
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the next version they send you
a nintendo 64 with winamp written on it in texta... costs $20,000 |
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Hatch
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The next version, they send
you to Africa to see the lions and if your lucky, I say, if your
lucky, you get to see a lion with Winamp written on its back! |
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MadDog
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the next version, they send
you that old chick that dreddy's got a pic of, with winamp tattoed
on her ass... |
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Hatch
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check out the chat and scroll
back!! Porno animating pic! |
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MadDog
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hee! Mmmm |
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Hatch
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Hows it going little flower
boy!! |
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MadDog
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What is this... payback for
all the little sandwich boy lines...? |
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Hatch
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Yes, its payback time baby!
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MadDog
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you idiot... Im gonna sick gracie
on you now! |
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Hatch
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hehehehe |
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Hatch
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MadDog
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;oD |
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Hatch
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>:-| |
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MadDog
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<;-) |
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Hatch
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|# )
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MadDog
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too much effort for not much.... |
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Hatch
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your right, it took me about
5 minutes to do that... |
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MadDog
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boo swizzies! |
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Hatch
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smoozle snort! |
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MadDog
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nipularies! |
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Hatch
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stroodle nipularies! |
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MadDog
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brian says "Think up some
new words" |
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Hatch
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Braden says "Shutup Brian"
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Hatch
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Do you know what would be funny,
if Jodie Kingsley actually talked like that in real life! heheeh |
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MadDog
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hee hee hee... yeah....... see
that real long post by jodie? |
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Hatch
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Yeah, she tells everyone to
go to church on sundays!
hehehe ... also, ya can't beat those spoon postcards!
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MadDog
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... that she clikts.... |
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Hatch
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gotta love the clikts!! |
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MadDog
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Sphagnum
should write a song about her...
we'll call it "Retard"
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Hatch
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The bastards! They put cows
in my pillow! |
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MadDog
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dammit billy! |
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Hatch
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your crazy |
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MadDog
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wy? |
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Hatch
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well I was jsut sitting here
and decided that |
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MadDog
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What took you so long? |
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Hatch
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sorry i am stupid |
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Hatch
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I went into a big Warez irc
channel and asked for shareware and they banned me!! Buggers!! |
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Hatch
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And I'd appreciate it if you
change your away message about having wild monkey sex!
That sounds tooooo icky!!
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MadDog
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Mmmmm... Prophylactics.... |
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Hatch
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Mmmm Sizziling Snitzel burgers! |
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MadDog
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Thats what Bri had for lunch! |
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Hatch
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arrrggghhhh, now your freaking
me out! |
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MadDog
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Like the gnome in my pants! |
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Hatch
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Like the schlong in my shirt
pocket! |
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MadDog
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Excuse me! |
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Hatch
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Sorry, the gnome in my shirt
pocket! |
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MadDog
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yaay!
Mmmm... Slobodan popoffski!
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Hatch
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Ovarian shankey woosies! |
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MadDog
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poop snaggle! |
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Hatch
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Schwangy twangy ding dong! |
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MadDog
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Mmmm... hooray for NASA! |
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Hatch
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What did nasa do? |
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MadDog
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Did something..
I dunno...
didnt understand it...
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MadDog
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Windows 95: The best $189 solitaire
game you can buy. |
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Hatch
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win 3.11, the biggest pile of
crap ever! |
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Hatch
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Some person from the aussie
hotel rang about internet. I was going to ask them about a gig there!! |
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MadDog
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hee hee hee.. you douchbag... |
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Hatch
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Green beans and seven bagels
ago!! |
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Hatch
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slippery schwangers!! |
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MadDog
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fartknocker |
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Hatch
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crudmuncher |
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MadDog
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mmm... nummy crud |
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Hatch
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Mmmm... cummy nud!! |
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MadDog
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too far... |
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Hatch
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foo tar... |
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MadDog
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isnt that like one of those
puffy couches? |
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Hatch
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No, thats a footon.. I think,
something like that!! |
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MadDog
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close... |
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Hatch
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Move... closer.. set my mind
on fire!!
ARrrggghhhhhh! My head....
**close ones eyes and visualise**
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MadDog
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you are... as they say... off
one's nut! |
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Hatch
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Random saying of the day!!
"Strategically placed bongos!!"
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MadDog
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mmmm.... how about,
"Long strong fudpucker!"
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Hatch
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Nah... a better one would be
"Interestingly sized gazeeboes!"
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MadDog
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how about
"jungle gym insertion antics"
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MadDog
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Je me rappelle l'histoire au
sujet de la petite fille qui s'est assise sur le filtre de piscine
et l'a eue des entrailles sucées dehors par son bas. |
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Hatch
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Fuck!! Thats not good at all! |
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MadDog
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hey! thers no Bumwobblers.com.... |
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Hatch
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And there's no www.girlsgirlsgirlsgivememoregirls.com |
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MadDog
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or www.youdroppedyourchocolateinmystashman.com
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Hatch
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or www.themilitarydidn'tinventvelcro.com |
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MadDog
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or www.ahhhfuckgetyourschlongawayfromme.com |
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Hatch
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See they might shut down the
underage parties at time!
yay, now I can give even more shit to my sister!!
heheh
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Hatch
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Noooo, my car won't be in till
next week! Oh well! |
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MadDog
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poor li'l brady |
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Hatch
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Shuddup! |
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MadDog
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why? what did I do? |
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Hatch
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I'll poor lil brady you, you
pathetic maggot! :) |
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MadDog
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oh that... hee hee hee.. |
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Hatch
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Miscellaneous Chicken Flavoured
Bog Catchers! |
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MadDog
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Mmmmm..... |
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Hatch
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I'm serious! |
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MadDog
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Me too.... Mmmmmm... Indeed! |
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MadDog
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bum cheese! |
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Hatch
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isn't it dick cheese? |
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MadDog
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thanks for that..... |
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Hatch
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Why? |
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MadDog
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I could of went all day without
hearing the phrase "dick cheese" |
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Hatch
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Thanks for that, I didn't need
to hear again at all. |
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