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*Yawn* - This is TOTALLY
long... and I'm just getting started. I'm putting the kettle on... want
a cuppa?
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MadDog
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heheheh... come here for a bit..
I didnt know Mr Burns was the mayor of Hume City...
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Hatch
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I know, but your machine is
kickarse. |
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MadDog
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yeah... and that doubles this
thing... |
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Hatch
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I know, I'll have to start on
my processor, the braden fantastico super fast megahurt 3 processor. |
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MadDog
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Mine will be better... the superduperduperduperduperduperchip
II-BO |
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Hatch
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yeah, but mines made with cheese,
so its edible too. |
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MadDog
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but mines a turd |
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Hatch
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I'm beaten hands down. |
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MadDog
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yaay! |
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MadDog
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theres ya fuckin hood, nigga..
HEHEHEH |
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Hatch
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what???? why did you say that? |
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MadDog
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its in our movie when thorny
throws you the balaclava...
the bit that my mum heard...
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MadDog
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Hey! I got the rubber pencil
thing happenin'...... |
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Hatch
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god. I got the rubber mcturd
thing happen.. |
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MadDog
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heheheh.. I got the rubber real
turd thing happening |
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Hatch
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arrrgggghhhhhh |
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Hatch
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Can you add outlook express
to ie4 with reinstalling the whole thing? |
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MadDog
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I guess so... |
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Hatch
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shit, I can't work it out. |
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MadDog
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try using a pencil |
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Hatch
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maybe when you get into your
joint, we'll muck round one weekend or something. |
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MadDog
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hell yeah... you can come visit
me all the time and bouce off walls and shit.... |
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Hatch
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yeah... especially the shit
part... (not) |
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MadDog
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WHOOSH! BIG DOG! WHOOSH! |
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Hatch
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Whats that, the title to you're
next song? |
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MadDog
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nup... hehheh |
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Hatch
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Cool.... I'm stealing it...
heheh |
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MadDog
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yaay!... mmmm cant wait....
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Hatch
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can't wait for this thing we've
started... yeah, ya gotta know its a right!!! |
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MadDog
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What the hell are you on? |
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Hatch
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We'll after eating that slice
of americana pizza, which was rather spicy I must say, I went to
the bathroom to wash my mouth out. We'll that was a bit of
a hassle wasn't it, but when i did that, I didn't want to wipe my
mouth on one of those towels, I think one of them may be moving,
pretty scary stuff. Well, after that, I came out and I thought I
might drink some water to dull the pain. Then I had this chupa chupa.
and yahooie..I'm young again. |
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MadDog
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brian addams sucks big fat peenies... |
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Hatch
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But its not my peenies though.
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MadDog
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no |
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Hatch
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thank god for that. |
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MadDog
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While viewing what little NBC
actually showed of the olympics, it came to my attention that there
are a great deal of Chinese women named Mo. With this in mind, one
can only conclude that stooge-legend Mo Howard was a Chinese transvestite.
I guess that wraps up the haircut mystery too.
Mmmmmmmmmmmo.
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Hatch
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Braden, a 2-syllable boy's name of Anglo-Saxon
origin, means: Broad. Braden is the 55th most popular boy's name.
And 75% of people with this name spell it "Braden".
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Hatch
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arrrggghhh, I can't find the
name Smooboy in their database |
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MadDog
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What about Morag? |
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MadDog
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If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking
beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose.
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Hatch
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A pregnant goldfish is called
a twit. |
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MadDog
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no... you are called a twit |
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Hatch
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Bending over in a corridor,
having a gynaecological examination. The doctor pulls out at biscuit
and says "Ah, that's the trouble, right there." |
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MadDog
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My brain hurts
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Hatch
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Stop sitting on it, you've been
putting a lot of pressure on it lately! |
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Hatch
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Jolly scrotum |
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MadDog
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I was gonna say that but that's
boring... which proves my point... that chick out of the Movieword
ad is groovy.... |
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Hatch
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Postively extremelitivity! |
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Hatch
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Bloody love calcuators... if
I wanted to get with a morag, I've got a 42 % chance of it working
out dammit! |
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MadDog
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Poor Morag. |
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Hatch
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No... poor bloody me I reckon. |
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MadDog
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But then morag wouldnt be able
to get with you, and that would make it sad... |
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Hatch
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Yeah, suppose so... now you've
got me feeling down.. poor morag. |
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MadDog
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*sniff*
You might get a higher percentage if you fint
out her surname...
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Hatch
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Its prolly something like morag
smith! heheh |
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MadDog
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Morag Samsonite |
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Hatch
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Morag Applemuncher |
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MadDog
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Morag Scrotum |
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Hatch
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Morag Garom |
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MadDog
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Long time no see
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Hatch
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Gee man.. its been so long...
oh, I'm all overcome with happiness! |
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MadDog
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ahhh.. im young again.. |
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Hatch
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ahhhh, I'm slightly brown and
rounded on the outside. |
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MadDog
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Tape, oh tape, oh how we love tape,
We love your style, we love your shape.
Your stickiness is so inspiring,
Your strength is never ever tiring.
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Hatch
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tape???? why??? |
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MadDog
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i dunno... just seemed like
a nice poem... |
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Hatch
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Don't let on about our little
charade to anyone on icq either. Fuel it even more if you get the
chance. Digger thinks we've had a fight and I hate your guts! heheh |
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MadDog
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sure thing, scum suck! |
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Hatch
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This is right off, i'm getting
messages from half the people on my icq about our sham of a fight.
How funny is that. |
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MadDog
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Im not getting any! |
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Hatch
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Im not getting any! |
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MadDog
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Email from Campbell
> What is this b/w you and Braden?
> Why are you guys fighting?
> Be a good sport and try and make him come!
> Is Kate, Sue, Daj and company coming?
heheheheh...
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Hatch
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Diggers asking if we've sorted
it out yet, what should I tell him? |
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MadDog
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no... tell him that I'm a stuck
up prick that cant take a joke.... |
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Hatch
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woohoo! |
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MadDog
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digger said "What happened?
Hatch said you'd tell me" I said "Did he now? That was nice of him.
He just doesnt get it. He never will." |
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Hatch
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This is what I wrote to digger!
"We'll, basically, he think I'm being all
rebulous with dying my hair and now my eyebrow ring. He's been
giving me a lot of shit about, and its really really pissing me
off."
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MadDog
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cool... heheheh... |
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Hatch
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What we should do, is say that
sphagnum can't play at the bbq anymore. I wonder what kind of reaction
we would get then. Make a big post saying that the gigs off. |
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MadDog
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yeah.. not yet though... a bit
closer to the bbq, when people are getting excited... |
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Hatch
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Hmmm, yeah, gotta get the timing right.
Digger's begging me to get over it all.
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MadDog
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HAHAHAHH!! |
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MadDog
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hooray for ben's afro eh? |
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Hatch
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yeah... I saw that... he's fitting
right in with all the other afro type people in melbourne! eheh |
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MadDog
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yeah.. it was out of control....
and i dont think he know's what an Iron does... |
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Hatch
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Hmmmm, mail him a virtual iron,
or afro? |
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MadDog
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virtual afro comb.... |
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Hatch
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hehe, I just hung up on paul
kaye accidently!! |
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MadDog
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you dick.. he's gonna be pissd
at yoooo!! heheh only kidding. |
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Hatch
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Yeah... and I've got to meet
him tomorrow! eehe |
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MadDog
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hehehe... he'll punch you in
the head... |
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Hatch
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and I'll duck quickly and pinch
him in the goolies! |
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Hatch
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If I could become a super hero,
I'd call myself Prepubescant Phlegm Collector Man |
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Hatch
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The name of my next kid is going
to be Crazygoatboy Bob. |
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MadDog
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handy hint for the Newsletter? |
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Hatch
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what have you got? |
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MadDog
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about 3 inches of space to fill..... |
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Hatch
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Umm, say, if you want to see
stuff on the net, you have to have a computer! |
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MadDog
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which is plugged in |
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Hatch
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or you could say, to get lots
of nice pictures that will amuse the kiddies, check out www.longschlong.com
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MadDog
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or www.bigblackbooty.com |
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Hatch
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or www.yesladyhalifaxI'dloveacucumbersandwich.com |
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MadDog
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or www.Ihavesexwithdogsandcats
andgoatsandsheepandseamonkeys com |
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Hatch
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arrghhh, my dad is giving me
shit over icq! HEHEH |
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MadDog
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hehehe what like? |
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Hatch
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Dad Wrote:
Sorry but you need to improve the quality of
your arguments, Now your just resorting to abuse to try and make
your point, and abusing me is not a valid argument.
Game over
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Hatch
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Dad Wrote:
Of course it is son, who else would be able to
argue this well, certainly not any of your friends .
My first name is Paul and your middle name is
Fyfield
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Hatch
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Dad Wrote:
You also have a very pale complection is that
enough proof for you?
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Hatch
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Dad Wrote:
Brains beats abuse everytime Braden, you should
try it sometime. will you be home for dinner tonight, or can't
you stand our company anymore?
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MadDog
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Ooooooooh..... dad's getting
narky... |
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Hatch
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I know... heheh, I think its
hilarious! hehe |
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MadDog
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you big rebellious boy you!
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Hatch
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oi... cool.. someone called
me rebilious... |
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MadDog
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Is there a meaning to life?
Sure, but it probably has something to do with corned beef. |
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Hatch
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See they're making the next
two star wars movies in Australia. Movies 2 and 3. Thats pretty
cool I reckon. |
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MadDog
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yeah.... we'll have to sneek
in as extras in the background and do the thumbs up thing.... |
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Hatch
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Yup, I'm writing an email to
george lucas as we speak! |
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MadDog
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saying "we can do the thumbs
up thing?" |
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Hatch
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Yup, thats the plan! |
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Hatch
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As Messiah I will not put any
restrictions on your sexual exploits. If you want to have sex with
gerbils while entirely covered in a giant sausage casing filled
with chocolate pudding that's your business. |
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MadDog
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yaaaay!!! BONG!!! Mortaaaall
Kooommmmbaaaaatt!!!! dum da da dum dum... da da dum dum ... dum
da da dum dum... da da dum dum.. noo noo noo noo noonoo do do do
dooooo... dum do do dooo doo doooo... do do doooooo. |
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Hatch
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If only we were jewish.. we
could form a band called 2 LIVE JEWS! hehehe |
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MadDog
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if only we were jewish and there
was 2 of us... |
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MadDog
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(new irc slang)
*RAOFLVPPICS*
Translation. *rolling around on the floor licking
vinyl pondering possible icq colour schemes*
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Hatch
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Hey, would I be able to crash
at your joint? I'm pretty knackered and I don't want to drive all
the way back home! |
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MadDog
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no wuckers... will be cool!!!
IT'LL BE LIKE A SLUMBER PARTY!!!! YAAAAAYYYY! |
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Hatch
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yeah.. with people there, and
there'll be a television and seats for people to sit on and lots
of party things! |
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MadDog
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and tang! |
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Hatch
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oh.. don't forgot ya tang now.
Good 'ol tang...
Its your friend
your friendly drink
in which can be sang
with a nibbly little voice
tang!
Thats the theme song for tang!
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MadDog
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TANG OH! |
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MadDog
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Rule # 6 Don't rub the lamp
if you don't want the genie to come out. |
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Hatch
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Rule #69 Don't rub your penis
if you don't want jiz to come out! hehehe |
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MadDog
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what r u doing 2nite? |
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Hatch
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Well, after the presentation, I was going to
go and have a relaxing spa bath with the mrs. You know how it
is....
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MadDog
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no I dont... tell me ... how
is it? |
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Hatch
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n'ah, I was just kidding, just
incase you didn't pick up on my wacky sense of humor. I'm not doing
anything tonight! |
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MadDog
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Wacky? What does that mean?
:o) Come round 2 nite... we can watch the lazers! |
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Hatch
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YEAH, sounds good, what time?
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MadDog
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well theyre at nine, but Ive
got like chops and stuff out of the fridge so you can come round
for tea if you like, and hang round... maybe even crash at my joint...
whatever.. |
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Hatch
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ooooh... freshly squeezed chops...
sounds nifty indeed. |
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MadDog
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haaa! now Im asking everybody
that talks tom if they want any freshly squeezed chops... |
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Hatch
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I know.. kate just asked me
about them and I'm thinking... what the hell... I thought I just
sent that message to you only. I was confused for a moment. |
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MadDog
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heheheh... squeeze on! so you
up for it? we can pull out out lazer pointers and all! how do they
do that? latherth or thomething? |
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Hatch
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and your point is? |
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MadDog
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youre a nut |
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Hatch
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correction.. chocolatey coated
nut. Mmmm Mmmm |
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MadDog
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LATHERTH! |
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Hatch
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Would you like to sample some
of my lazerths? |
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MadDog
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doo yoo haf a permit for thothe
latherth? I'll haf too comfithcate them now.. bye bye |
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Hatch
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you're a nut! |
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MadDog
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Mmmm freshly squeezed nuts... |
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Hatch
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or freshly squeezed chops! |
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MadDog
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or freshly squeezed testicles |
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Hatch
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arrgghhhhhh noooooooooooo |
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MadDog
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check out this c64 screensaver... |
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Hatch
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unreal... does it do anything
else, can you play games on it? |
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MadDog
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no... just a screensaver...
it would have to do something if you left it... its 900 odd k... |
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Hatch
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I know, I was wondering why
it would be that huge for something like a blue screen like that. |
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MadDog
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heheh |
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Hatch
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woe... i waited and waited and
bang... up popped mortal 4! |
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MadDog
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suuuure... |
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Hatch
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oh... yeah... sorry... I was
joshing ya.. it was scud racer 2 really! Sorry bout that. |
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MadDog
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suuuuuuuure... |
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Hatch
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oh.. sorry.. I'm just teasing
ya again, it was actually the first level of sonic for the dreamcast.
it doesn't play to badly actually. |
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MadDog
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suuuuuuuuure... |
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Hatch
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actually, you're right, I was
lying just a tad there, it was actually a preview version of the
new virtual reality game by a new company call, bonza beauty game
guys oz. I'm the co-director with a guy that looks similar to chad
morgan. I can't give to much away, but its very cool indeed, and
thats all i can say! bye! |
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MadDog
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A-HA! I knew I'd catch you out!
Theyre called the Bonza You Beaudy Mate Grouse Aussie Shearer Buster
Brother Super Game Making Type Company Dot Com. |
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Hatch
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oh bugger... caught out once
again! |
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MadDog
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would you like to suck my wa-wa-bot-bot? |
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Hatch
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only on weekends at the moment! |
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MadDog
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oh... I'll save it til the bbq
then... |
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Hatch
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coolies. |
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MadDog
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lets go to tie land! |
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Hatch
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baaaahhh.. look at me... I'm
in Tie land! |
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MadDog
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*holds tie over eyes* me too..
im in tie land! |
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