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This really is getting
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MadDog
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There are 3 occurances of the user Schlong Boy
in ICQ!!! How bout that!
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Hatch
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bbs = big breasted swampwomen! |
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MadDog
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Banana Boat Swami |
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Hatch
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botswana bootie sandwiches |
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MadDog
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Blistering Bubbling Stuff |
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Hatch
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boogie boogie snooties |
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MadDog
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big black schlong |
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Hatch
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aaaaarrghh! |
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MadDog
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Nooooooooooooo.......! |
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MadDog
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HEEHEHEH... I typed shwang into Altavista and
it said:
"Spell Check: Did you mean SWANG?"
heheh... and it still found 161 results...
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Hatch
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Did you get your weekly dose
of Buffy last night. I did! :-) |
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MadDog
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i didnt... |
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Hatch
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oh... you missed out big time. |
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MadDog
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suuuure I did |
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Hatch
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you did. |
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MadDog
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well diddums for me then |
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Hatch
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no.. way more than diddums...
its a catastrophe.. a huge one.. big time mistake buddy... I can
see bad things happening to you.. but don't worry, I'll try and
protect you and all.. but geez... its kinda scary. |
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MadDog
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thanks man... I love you man! |
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Hatch
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I won't say it this time.. but
you know what I mean.. |
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Hatch
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sallywally shishkaboodle! |
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MadDog
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isnt that campbell's girlfriends
full name? |
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Hatch
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I'm no Bran muffin! |
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MadDog
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yes you are... youre a toasted
bran muffin! |
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Hatch
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And your a toasted cheese sanga! |
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MadDog
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mmmm.... toasty |
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Hatch
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Noooooo...... |
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MadDog
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hello....
follow me....
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Hatch
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ok |
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MadDog
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Was wundering if you wanted to help with the
games site tonite... writing (and stealing) reviews and screenshots...
stuff like that.... and you can have tea at my joint, cause I
got chops...
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Hatch
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You said the magic word.. Chops...
Yup.. I'll be up for that. |
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MadDog
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I'll say it again.... chops!
Tee hee hee!! |
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Hatch
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Another night where I won't
have to get myself food... heeheh woohooo! |
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MadDog
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yep... hehehe... its like a
game.... see how long you can go without having to eat your own
food.. heheeh |
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Hatch
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you got that right.. I had some
left over pizza from sunday night... gee.. it was alright, but I
was letting fly all night last night big time.. luckily no one was
home. |
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MadDog
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Haaa.... Well Ive got my new
oil burner thing, so Im right... the place smells all lemony.... |
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Hatch
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so, you got rid of that vanilla
smell.. heeeheh |
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MadDog
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hehehe... yeah... which got
rid of the original musty carpet smell... and now I have a satisfactory
odor to my place... |
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Hatch
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don't celebrate for long...
I'm sure the odour will change soon... I'll make sure of that... |
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MadDog
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you bastard!! ehhehehe... then
I'll have to use the Lavendar one!!! |
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Hatch
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Nooooooooooooooo..... |
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MadDog
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Hmmm... I now own Zelda on a gold cart... hmmm..
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Hatch
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ya sure its not one of those
card board imitation carts.. I've seen them before... and then there
is the ones made from jelly.. they don't last long in the heat..
only in cold areas, thats probably why lots of them are distributed
in the artic for eskimoes. |
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MadDog
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yeah... those clear purple controllers
are actually made from port wine jelly... |
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Hatch
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and some on the non official
rumble paks are made from the crusty bits between sumo wrestlers
butt cheeks. |
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MadDog
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yeah... dodgy 3rd party stuff... |
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Hatch
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hello.. I am here, and ready
for you forever! |
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MadDog
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Right ho... lets not waste any time...
*zip*
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Hatch
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Hello there mr online holiday
dog. |
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MadDog
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Hello Mr "Ive got a house next
to my name and Im working and I like yogurt and I got a new jumper
and a box that my fan came in is covered in smoos" |
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Hatch
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you right there....? |
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MadDog
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perfectly fine...
bzzzrt *ping*
your crumpets are done!
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MadDog
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Dude, when i was like 8 or something, i was on
the floor.. on my back, trying to see my asshole.. and i was sucking
air in with my asshole.. and farting it out.. when my brother
walked in on me.. and i lost control of my stomach and a turd
popped out and landed on my chest
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Hatch
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arrrrgghhhhhh.....nooooooooooo |
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Hatch
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People try to put them down....
Talkin' bout my genitalia..
Just because they get around..
Talking 'bout my genitialia.. Etc.. |
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MadDog
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Trippy.... Trippy... Trippy the hooch-smokin'
kangarooo...
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Hatch
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How did you find out my secret
identity? |
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MadDog
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its in the yellowpages man...
"Trippy the Hooch Smokin' Kangaroo. Available
for weddings, bar mitzvas and childrens parties. Call 555-2147
now. Ask for Braden."
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Hatch
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No... it was the wrong phone
number, it must be another braden. |
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MadDog
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oooh.. maybe it said 555-2741 |
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Hatch
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No... I don't think it did..
I think you stuffed up completely.. I really think you made a big
mistake, you've just taken it too far I think... and you know what
that means don't you... I think you do... hmmmmm |
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MadDog
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Yes master...
*takes out samurai sword and removes entrails*
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Hatch
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woohoo for entrails.. :-) |
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MadDog
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*makes no noise for he now has
no entrails* |
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Hatch
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I see... |
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MadDog
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*doesnt see...* |
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Hatch
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didn't see! |
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MadDog
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*did see, but doesnt anymore
coz I have no entrails* |
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Hatch
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If you accidentally eat plastic
fruit, do you throw up that wacky fake vomit? |
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MadDog
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the time is 136
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Hatch
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Wha... no, its 18 past one. |
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MadDog
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its 138 now... |
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Hatch
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What... is this the real maddog? |
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MadDog
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139 now.... 139 beats that is... |
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Hatch
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Huh....???? |
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MadDog
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swatch... its their new time
base... it splits the day into 1000 beats and its the same time
every where in the world... so 142 in australia is 142 in the us....
cool eh? |
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Hatch
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yeah.. I was the one telling
you about this.. remember. |
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MadDog
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then how come you didnt know
what I was talking about? |
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Hatch
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Cause you were being rather
vague, would you know what I would be talking about if I went 138
to you? I don't think so... |
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MadDog
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vague is good! |
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Hatch
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no.. you mean vogue! |
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MadDog
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oh... which one is the dancing?
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Hatch
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dancing??? |
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MadDog
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you know... that madonna song |
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Hatch
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no... the magazine? |
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MadDog
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yeah.. that too.. which ones
th magazine? |
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Hatch
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the one that says the words
Vogue on it. |
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MadDog
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vogue.... oh.. youve got me
all confused now.... |
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Hatch
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Thats the secret you see... |
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MadDog
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aarrgh?
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Hatch
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wha.... |
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MadDog
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wha? |
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Hatch
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I just got an arrghh from you? |
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MadDog
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thats cos I just got an arrgh
from you |
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Hatch
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hmm... weird. |
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MadDog
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PORN!
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Hatch
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and plenty of it... |
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MadDog
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yes.. for everyone... |
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Hatch
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well thats only fair isnt it...
big hooters.. ahoy...
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MadDog
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bouncng in time with the beat... |
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Hatch
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titty root...
oh too far... ooops...
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MadDog
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too faaar... |
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MadDog
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what was that stuff of yours we were drinking?
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Hatch
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drinking? When.. last night? |
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MadDog
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no... when we were doing ninja
moves on the eject button..... |
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MadDog
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The Samuel L. Jackson line from Episode 1:
"You refer to the prophecy of the one who will
bring balance to the Force. You believe it's this boy?"
... is actually incomplete. The true line from
the script reads:
"You refer to the prophecy of the one who will
bring balance to the Force. You believe it's this boy, motherfucker?"
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Hatch
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I gotta snake man.... |
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MadDog
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one time we fed it some beer
and it was slithering this way and that way... it was all fucked
up! |
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Hatch
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Hey, what exactly does a glide
wrapper do? |
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MadDog
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it wrapps glides. |
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Hatch
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ahhhhh.... |
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MadDog
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Roxbury song is on sun fm... head bobbing ahoy!
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Hatch
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wooohooo... **
joins in on the head bobbing***
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MadDog
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I got a schlong man... one time I put it in a
bottle.. and it got stuck... and they had to smash it off with
a hammer, man.
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Hatch
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How big was the bottle? |
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MadDog
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it was a big fucking bottle
man... |
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Hatch
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nesters funky bowling. |
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MadDog
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ummm.. okay.. |
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Hatch
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thats what it says... |
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MadDog
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what says? |
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Hatch
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it... |
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MadDog
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stop confusing the issue |
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Hatch
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thats what it it says I tells ya...
14 games were only ever made for the system...
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MadDog
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what system? |
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Hatch
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You know... THE... system.. |
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MadDog
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not.. THE system? |
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Hatch
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yes... THE.. system.... |
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MadDog
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cool.. how many megs? |
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Hatch
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bugger all... you know what
I'm talking about do you... |
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MadDog
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the system... with the bits
and bytes... rage against the machine man... damn the man... |
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Hatch
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yeah... virtual boy! |
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MadDog
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yeah... and Ive killed him too!
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Hatch
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no man.. you've gone to far.. |
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MadDog
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but Im making sauce tomorrow.. |
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MadDog
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Youre a prick!
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Hatch
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because? |
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MadDog
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you didnt answer the phone and
you made li'l silvy cry. |
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Hatch
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when???? I answer all calls
coming to my phone. |
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MadDog
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yeah sure... you ignoramus...
evil one.. silvy is heartbroken now... |
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Hatch
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and you've defended silvy before...
(not) |
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MadDog
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no... hmmm... youre right...
stuff silvy! |
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MadDog
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hee hee hee... what are you doing tonite?
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Hatch
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um.. nothing that I know of? |
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MadDog
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I be makina da spaghett wit
da sauce dat i dida be makina |
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Hatch
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sounda coola mana..it woulda
be a gooda if I.a came arounda... |
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MadDog
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mama mia.. its a plana..
I be amakina da noodles wit da funkya sauce...
mmmm... it'sa delicious mama...
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MadDog
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Mayonnaise is actually mustard from Bill Clinton's
penis!
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Hatch
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arrrggghhhh.. I just had some
mustard on my roll for lunch... Nooooooooooooo |
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Hatch
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did you get that amstrad thingy
workin? |
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MadDog
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yeah... by fluke.. only one
game... Myth.. and it worked okay, just a crap version of the game. |
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Hatch
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aahhhh.. I see...well.. that explains it then..
the viscosity of the inner layer obviously has been so well bonded
that it basically makes it impossible to join the magnical impuneity
of the middle ear...
thats cool..
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MadDog
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Umm.. yep |
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MadDog
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hey... I had a weird dream last night...
I was in a hall with a bunch of people, and I
was on this inflatable thing, and you said "hey! watch this" and
you did something that made the inflatable thing float away, and
then it took me up to this high ledge in the hall, and through
one of the windows I could see a night footy match being played
way off in the distance, but it was like watching tv, it was zooming
in and shit.
Then there was this streaker on the fields and
she had big tits and shit, then she was taken away, then led past
us in the hall, then you, being you, decided to go and talk to
her, then we were in this alley, and you were asking her things
like why she was do this, and what she believed in, and where
she came from... and I kept asking her questions about her smoo.
Her smoo was weird looking.. It looked like chicken giblets..
and it was purple...
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Hatch
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Hey, did you give my email address
to that Vicki chick or something, cause I'm getting email from her
now.. |
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MadDog
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Haaa!! nah.. She didnt even
mention email to me... hee hee hee.. so she's sending you email
now? go for it man!! |
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Hatch
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Noooooo.. I don't think I'll
reply.. i have no idea why she would do this.. Hmmm.. |
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MadDog
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cos she wants your body... |
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Hatch
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arrrghhh...
*proceeds to skin ones self*
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MadDog
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Evil joeys ass is on fire!
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Hatch
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hehehe.. although I still would
go her... |
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MadDog
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It would be all the friction
that I was causing to make her ass catch fire... |
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Hatch
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mmm... gotta luv that friction. |
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MadDog
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ooh yes... mmm.. she's got that look in her eyes...
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Hatch
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oooh yeah.. that look... |
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MadDog
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mmm.. joey boosies.... |
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Hatch
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fucken oath joey's boosies... |
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MadDog
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oooh.. much sex yes please joey! |
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Hatch
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I'm really luving this conversation big time!
:-)
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MadDog
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hee... |
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Hatch
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woohoo.. its a sign, she's a sagatarian, and
she's 2 days before my birthday, and she's only 1 year younger
than me.. geez.. you could pick that.
18/12/78
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MadDog
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UUUUNNGHHHHH!!! Aahh... *goes
looking for kleenex* |
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Hatch
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That new found information about
joey, now gives me more of a reason to find her and bone her. |
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MadDog
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good luck! Give her one for
me too! |
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Hatch
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don't worry, I'd give her more than one.
apparently, the boat that she rows to get to
dawsons house is rigged, she can't row properly, so they have
a rope whcih pulls it along under water.. how bout that.. hehehe
I'd help her row her boat anytime.
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MadDog
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Yeah... row it out to the middle
of the lake thing then boof her silly... |
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Hatch
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she wouldn't have anywehre to run then.. or row..
hehehe woohoo.. thats the plan!
apparently she likes to be taken on her side!!
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MadDog
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suuuuure.. you pulling them
from your ass now.... |
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Hatch
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ok.. that one was a dodgey made up by me..
how could you tell?
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