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Here are various whacked
conversations I've had with whacked people... read on...
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Angel
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I'm gonna go have a drink...
I'll talk to you later... |
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MadDog
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no worries... and have a drink
for me too! |
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Angel
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i'll have a whiskey sour for
you later!! the fuzzy navels are for me!!! |
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MadDog
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mmmmm... I have a fuzzy navel....
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Angel
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maybe I should just drink you
then!!? |
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MadDog
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YAAY! DRINK ME! DRINK ME! |
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Barnee
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SadDog.. HappyDog |
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MadDog
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GladDog, LoopyDog! |
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Barnee
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DoggyStyleDog, SnoopDoggyDog |
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MadDog
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Mmmm... Doggy Style.... |
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Barnee
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Mmmm... Doggy Style.... |
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MadDog
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too late.... *off in la la land...* |
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Barnee
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haha.. see you when you get
back |
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Barbie
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I am sending you a message. Have a good day
Mum
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MadDog
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Hello Mother.
I am replying to your message.
I am having a good day.
Are you having a good day?
Love Mikey.
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Curious
Kitten
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So are you the Sexy Lord MadDog...
or a different mad dog? |
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MadDog
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Is there another Sexy Lord MadDog???
heheheh |
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Curious
Kitten
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*L* Well once I asked a mad
dog of some kind if they were the Sexy Lord Mad Dog and they said
no.... but they wished they were *L* |
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MadDog
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AAHHH Thats me! |
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Curious
Kitten
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That was you? *L* |
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MadDog
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No.. This is me.... I'm the
super sexy one... not him... he's crap.. I guess.... |
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Curious
Kitten
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An inferior copy :o) |
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MadDog
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yes... lets establish a secret
code so you'll know its me in future... |
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Curious
Kitten
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well I've never seen him since...
he must have been disappointed that there was a better mad dog *G* |
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MadDog
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Hi.. you know how Lone Star
Saloon had to change their name, but they didnt want to make a new
sign, and so the changed it to Star Lone Saloon... Well I just figured
out that they could have just rearranged the letters into "ANAL
SENSOR TOOL" which I reckon is much better... |
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Cloudy
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*LOL*...oh Dog you have waaaaay
too much time on your hands...hehehe |
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Damon
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get it for me, and I will make
you a very rich man |
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MadDog
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will you shower me with gold? |
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Damon
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well, not nessaciraly.. but
how about gold like paper? |
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MadDog
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hmmm.. I shall settle for gold
wrapping paper... like they have at the jewelers... |
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Damon
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I seriously will get some..! |
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MadDog
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yahoo! |
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Damon
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ohh no, I dropped the sacred
jar -o- whipped cream |
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MadDog
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Thats okay... Ive got a spare...
*whips out the whippy* |
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Damon
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hey did you just hear a loud
bang comming from the direction of my house? |
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MadDog
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nah.. I got Triple J up pretty
loud here.... why? what was it? |
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Damon
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well i was just going to tell
you that it "wasnt" my orange cannon |
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MadDog
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you have an orange cannon? for
launching oranges? or is that just the colour? |
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Damon
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an orange cannon, for launchinc
oranges into the uppper atmoshphere |
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MadDog
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cool... have any come back down
to tell the tale? |
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Damon
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yeah a couple, but when they
hit the ground they don't feel to good. |
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MadDog
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ooh.. poor buggers... |
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MadDog
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I like peaches.... mmm.. juicy...
and nectarines.. they can also have some kind of juuicy consistency
to them... |
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Damon
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hahaha, how why the hell did
you say that |
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MadDog
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why not... what's your favorite
fruit? |
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Damon
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it would be mango |
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MadDog
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Ahhh... yes... the mango.. how
could I have overlooked such a magnificent fruit... |
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Digger
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*L* You are terrible you two. what happened anyways??
Hatch reckons you would tell me?
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MadDog
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Did he now? Well that was nice of him wasnt it.
He just doesnt get it.
He never will..
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Digger
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what is fuckin up mate? Shite? |
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MadDog
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Never mind, man... He just doesnt
know when enough is enough. He thinks he's so bloody hard these
days. Just wait til he learns that he's not. |
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Digger
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ko then mate fair enuff |
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MadDog
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yeah... things will sort themselves
out soon... he just needs to get something though his skull.. |
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Digger
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ok then.....don't ruin a friendship
over it though mate |
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MadDog
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we'll see what happens.... |
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MadDog
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you eat goats |
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Dreddy
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yup! and there really tasty
=) |
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MadDog
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mmmmmm....donut |
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Dreddy
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spam and lupins and stuff =)
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MadDog
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YaYY for spam |
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Dreddy
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green jelly is fun... |
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MadDog
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did you see battle of the sexes
last night? somone got to bathe in green and red jelly... not fair
is it?? |
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Dreddy
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heheheh nah i'm refraning from
watchin tv.... its evil.. the net and psx isnt tho.. and neither
is careering around in mums car =) cause its good... |
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MadDog
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hehhehehe...... but you dont
understand how depressed i was that someone got to bathe in jelly.
:( |
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Dreddy
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but i do..
hehehe so why dont you fill the fridge up with
jelly and do it =) might as well...
mmm jelly.. could go for some of that right now
actually...
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MadDog
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i cant afford to.. :( but as soon as i can i
will :)...
YaYY..... so tell me why do you not want to go
to la porchetas????
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Dreddy
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well i'm actually having halvies
in a pizza.. but i'm sick of taking a dump and falling over cause
its knocking me out.. so there....hahahahhahahhahaha *lol* *fart*
oh shit there it goes again |
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MadDog
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ahhhhh i see.. :) some food
just does that to ya... :) hehehheheheh |
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Dreddy
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its the mushrooms which i love
to eat.. but i think we will leave my flactuation out of this conversation....
what do you say?? |
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MadDog
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i think all things should be
talked about... go on |
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Dreddy
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nnooo its not good.. hehehehehheheh
eggs and mushrooms... |
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MadDog
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please do tell.. :) i wanna
know |
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Dreddy
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nope... thats it.. |
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MadDog
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k :( |
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MadDog
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all announcements done and made!!!!
YAHOOO!!! mmm. |
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Dreddy
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thanks =) better read em i guess
heheheheheheh |
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MadDog
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you dont have to....... |
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Dreddy
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oh okay i wont then so there
=) |
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MadDog
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good... dont then... see if
I care! :P |
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Dreddy
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well fine i will just to piss
you off =) |
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MadDog
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NOOOOOOOOO!!!! |
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Dreddy
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mmm might view some porn... |
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Dreddy
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mmmm brown runny stuff, and white stuff..
mmm that could be a gay's dream...
hehehehhe now that is sick...
hmm i should book myself into the bloody psychiatric
place.... me thinks.
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MadDog
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poor dred.... youve gone mad... |
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Dreddy
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yup!.. and gunna make a homepage
too.. called "How the F*k Do I Spread that Vegimite shit" |
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MadDog
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ahh... must have sent it to
you instead ogf Hatch.. hmm... odd... well there you go.. I am a
peanut... |
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Haystack
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ah..shit happens... |
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MadDog
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good thing I wasnt sending erotic
messages then.... hehehe |
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Hell
Bent Pyro
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do you know where I can get
some CGI-Scripts from? |
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MadDog
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k-mart? |
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Hell
Bent Pyro
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wha???
do you know what CGI scripts are???
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MadDog
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Yes I do... dont be rediculous....
Theyre those fluffy things you put on the end
of golf clubs....
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MadDog
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so are you like a butch lesbian
or one of the cool ones you see in porn flicks? |
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Lezbian
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LOL.. I'm Bi.. not a butch,
far from that. |
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MadDog
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blurgh! |
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Lucy
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huh? |
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MadDog
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I said Blurgh... |
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Lucy
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meaning? |
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MadDog
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dont you know what Blurgh means? |
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Lucy
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i don't think so |
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MadDog
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just goes to show how much you
know.... :o) |
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Lucy
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tell me |
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MadDog
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well if you dont know then Im
not going to tell you.... |
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Lucy
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ow come on tell me |
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MadDog
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nup... youve done your dash
now.... |
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Lucy
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huh? |
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MadDog
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stop saying huh |
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Lucy
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i will if you tell me |
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MadDog
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nope... nup noooo no way...
nope nup |
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Lucy
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give me one reason why not?! |
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MadDog
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because... it doesnt meant anything
for a start.... its just a word.... |
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Lucy
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:o) |
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Monaro
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Did you read the cybersex part
2 on the board |
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MadDog
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yeah I did... That was funny.... probably worth
banning too, but I'm not gonna touch it... It had me pissing myself....
... well not literally ofcource.. that would
just be messy...
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MadDog
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AHA!! I am the squisher of rodents!! I am so
manly!!
My nads are the size of small houses!!
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Morgan
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you're scaring me! *lol* |
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MadDog
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heheh.. killed a mouse and disposed
of him... generally keeping up my manly household duties... heheh..
just was feeling a little triumphant... |
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Morgan
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you're so manly... *swooning*
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MadDog
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ooooh... sheepish grins.. oooh...
Mmmm. |
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Nibbles
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Ohhh, you're not another sheepish
grinner are you?!
*holds a hand to her heart in suspence* |
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MadDog
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lets be sheepish together!!
yaay! |
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Nibbles
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Hehe *yayy* Where does your
sheepishness tend to come from? |
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MadDog
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Thailand... or at least thats
what it says on the label... |
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MadDog
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Im back and my hotdogs were delicious...
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Nibbles
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So you found some bread? |
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MadDog
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yeah.. I got some rolls from
le Safeway... |
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Nibbles
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Great stuff! Well excuse me,
I have a date with the message board *chuckles* |
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MadDog
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oh ... okay... dont forget to
mention my hot dog buns... |
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Nibbles
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I'm sure they wont get the reference
(this is the uni msg board) :P |
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MadDog
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dont care... just say I have
nice buns... the word will spread quick enough.... |
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