Planet MadDog - Purple Monkey Conversations

I'm thinking of going into therapy...

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Obsession	so whats happening?
MadDog	not a lot... eating jelly beans... and starting to feel a bit ill.... urrrggh...
Obsession	JELLY BEANS???!!!! Oh damn you! how could ya get sick on them? They rule
MadDog	yeah... but I just ate a whole box... ... oo.. Mmm.. but theyre those luverly fruity starburst ones....
Obsession	growl and you save none for your friends in Bendigo?!!!
MadDog	You know I'd push them through the phonelines if I could....
Obsession	would you? Really? that is very sweet when you think about it
MadDog	I would.... I mean, probably not, if I had to physically push it all the way to bendigo, but If I could use something like a car of some sort to drive the beans to you, then sure.. why not?
Obsession	LOL ya dill! the damn car would crush the bean before it got half way here... you would need to use something with a little less horsepower.
MadDog	what if it were a car, like, but instead of pushing the beans, I pulled them along in a little trailer?
Obsession	yes then maybe that might actually work... although you would need to supply plenty of support such as seat belts and the like.
MadDog	what about those stretchy ropes with the hooks on them... I got a couple of them...
Obsession	stretchy ropes??? what... sort of like bungy...
MadDog	kinda... but really small.. like what school teachers strap their sandwiches to the back tray of their bikes with....
Obsession	that might be a bit harsh for a tiny lil jelly bean dont ya think?
MadDog	hmmm... you might be right... what about a trained monkey to keep them all in?
Obsession	a monkey? one of those cheeky lil buggars? they are more than likely to eat it themselves arent they?
MadDog	Not if theyre trained right...

MadDog	Got a winner lined up for the cup?
Obsession	no actually I have really worried about it this year... which is a definate first.
MadDog	heheh... oh well.. at least its a day off..
Obsession	but only a day.. I used to study it a atleast two weeks before the event.
MadDog	heheh... and they call you obsession because?????? heheeh
Obsession	LOL what can I say...? I used to know the first ten Melb Cup winners and all those that won twice in a row and the last five and the few between PharLap... but I haven't exercised my brain for so long on the matter that I only remember little bits now.
MadDog	And that deeply concerns you??? I suppose I would be very upset if I forgot the words to that long winded McDonalds commercial from yeeeeears ago....
Obsession	what that two beef patties with special sauce lettuce cheese pickles onions all on a sesame seed bun?
MadDog	nah... the one where the guy reels off everything on the menu in 30 seconds..... I'll have a bigmacquarterpounderfiletofishmcfeastaswelljunior burgerandcheeseburgerchickennuggets6or9with4delicious saucesandsomegoldenfrnchfriessmallorlargeserveandto drinksomeorangejuiceandcokenomakethatdietcokefanta sprite3kindsofshakeschocolatestrawberryandvanilla etc.....

MadDog	Tell me, where did Sillaa come from.... ?
Sillaa	I just made it up!! Every other bloody name was taken when I was registering fer ozchat..and I just got really frustrated..hehe
MadDog	One way around it I guess.... although I would have done something like "Seven thousand equilateral triangles" or something...

Strych

julksy just said that after your post on the posting board you BETTER show up at her next party and she would like a pressie...

The present she would like is a vibrator (she is serious too)

MadDog

I wouldnt doubt her for a second.. hehehe

T-Grrrl

10:30 appointment?
Bend over young man....
the doctor is in*LOL*

MadDog

*bends over*

Please.... be gentle....

T-Grrrl

***SNAP***

The ''Scully'' rubber glove*L*

T-Grrrl	So how have U been? What''s the latest?
MadDog	well... hrrmm... the latest... hmmm... well I'm sitting in front of the computer in my boxers listning to Ally McEstregen on the telly and chatting to you!

T-Grrrl	So what R U doing right now?
MadDog	Sitting toatally nude, cross legged on the floor with a carrot in my ear...
T-Grrrl	Sounds attractiveL

MadDog	I like the Magnum ego's.... but hey be really expensive... I'd rather get a mcdonalds caramenl sundae and crumble up some flake into it....
Utegrrl	you crumble your own flake?? oh ptoo ptoo - we webgods should have a flake crumbler by our sides at all times..I must include that in the Union Award.. ;>
MadDog	Mmmm... flake crublers.... yep must include that in the next buget.......

MadDog	Euuu.. Netscrape...
Utegrrl	yeah...and it used 2b so goooood...shakes head
MadDog	Oh I still dont mind it... I just dont like the length it takes to load....
Utegrrl	You're right, it is behemoth of a thing (I think a behemoth is a really really big moth - though I could be wrong)
MadDog	hee... either way, its a wicked word!!!
Utegrrl	:> I quite like it :> I also like pugnacious - I have nooo idea what that means either... and plethora :>
MadDog	I know plethora.... What about stipulate.. I love that one.... or asiatic! wow..
Utegrrl	oooOOooo asiatic..it's snappy. I like it.
MadDog	Its sassy! sassy's another good one... its so... ssssassy!
Utegrrl	that's it - I gotta go find me some more words....

Vevnos	Did you know Das Boot meant "The Boat" in German?
MadDog	yeah.. I did... thats what the movie was originally called
Vevnos	Uhuh. I can remember seeing a short for it not long ago and having a good old chuckle... Das Boot!
MadDog	Das Thong!
Vevnos	Das Doc!
MadDog	Das Clog
Vevnos	Das Runner. Nah... doesn't sound right. Das Nike Air Jordan Rebound 3000
MadDog	thats better.... Ummm... Das stilleto heel
Vevnos	Das... uhhh... Das Moccasin!
MadDog	hee hee... Das ... ahh.. Im sick of this game now....
Vevnos	...me too... Das Stoopid Game.
MadDog	Das Boring.
Vevnos	Das... snore
MadDog	Alta Vist found zero occurences of Das Booties on the web... wow..
Vevnos	You still in Oz?
MadDog	never was in Oz.... well not the chat... but the country I was....
Vevnos	shakes head Idiot... grin
MadDog	hee... why ?
Vevnos	Just coz.
MadDog	no worries...
Vevnos	Das BOOT!
MadDog	Das auf weidersehen ... ummm... BOOT!
Vevnos	Gudentach!
MadDog	ummm.. volkswagon?
Vevnos	Ummm... Blitzkrieg!
MadDog	Ummm... Daryl Sommers
Vevnos	Ummmm... Ossie Ostrich...
MadDog	Ummmm..... enough of this...
Vevnos	DAS BOOT!
MadDog	DA! DIE IST BOOTENFURTER!

Vevnos	Merry Christmas for tomorrow!
MadDog	DAS XMAS!
Vevnos	roflmao!! Hehe. DAS NEW YEEER!!

MadDog	A totally random message selected for your reading pleasure
Vandal	and what pleasure I got from it!!
MadDog	yaay
Vandal	do you feel fulfiled now.....you have pleased THE ONE!!
MadDog	very much so....
Vandal	so you should.....you can die a happy dog
MadDog	yaay! and not be sucked into oblivion as previously predicted....
Vandal	good at that arnt I!!

MadDog	Oh Mandy, you kissed me and stopped me from shaking...
Vandal	oh john....I never stop thinking of you
MadDog	let us be free from the predjudice of this small town. Lets go somewhere.. far away...
Vandal	yes YES....alope to some far away exotic land where we can live as one!!
MadDog	Mandy....
Vandal	John....
MadDog	gets shot by a sniper UUGHH!! .... uh.... Man...dy... I.... I.... I lov.... ugh... flump
Vandal	OH JOHN!! Noooooooooooooo................. Takes Johns knife and stabs a vital artery eughhh.... slumps over johns lifeless body
MadDog	*as my celestial spirit ascends to the heavens, I think back on all the good times we had shared together and ponder the greatest mystery of all... "I didn't know I had a knife... hmmm.."
Vandal	as mandy lays there....slumpted over johns body.....she wonders why she is not dead...and why she is holding a sausage
MadDog	THE END roll credits and sad music - fade to black Right oh... now I'll convert that to a screen play and we'll split the takings 50/50!
Vandal	sounds good to me.....who have you casted as the actors??
MadDog	hmmm... lets see now... Mandy will be played by Jennifer Love Hewitt, because, well lets face it, she has a great rack! (Mental note: remember to add nude scene to scipt)
Vandal	ah yes.....therfore i play john and you can be the sniper!
MadDog	ahh... but I realy wanted Gerrard Depardieu to be the sniper... I .. shall be the narrator!
Vandal	but I still get to John.....well at least for the noody sceen.... ... and if not, I want to be the sausage
MadDog	hmmm.... how about we combine the sausage scene with the nudie scene? then you can be both, and we can have the whole hidden meaning/sub-text thing going on... with the sausage and all...
Vandal	hrmmmmmm.....certainly sounds enjoyable.... Vandal pictures Jennifer with a sauage protrud... you dont need to know that... well my fellow screen play writer..... I shall leave you to confer with the investers and actors as i need to sleep... ...dont settle for any less than $10 Night night...

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