Dear lord,

Please kill Bert Newton today.

Amen

YES!!! Only Hannah and Mrs Kennedy...

oh... and Madge...

heheh.. was thinking of that.. hehehe

GRUNT! GROWL! UNNGHHRRR! UGH!

hehe

umm. by the way.. youre naked...

JODIE KINGLEYS BACK!!! And this time she's having a few PROMBLES

This guy just sent me some advertising thru icq... so I replied back saying that I would hunt him down and kill him like a dog!

His reply!

"Sorry"

After minutes of research I have finally deduced the method of eating a human soul:

Step 1: grab a straw

Step 2: place straw on the back of someones neck

Step 3: Suck

Step 4: spit soul into small glass jar (t may be hard to see, but it's there)

Step 5: place on stove until boiling

Step 6: pour into plate and serve with a liberal amount of seasonings with mashed potatos

you! AH HAAAAAaaaa!!

*poke*
*suck*
*spit*
*boil*
*mash*

Mmmm....

Arrgghhh...

yell
scream
struggle
move around a bit
struggle some more
dead!

Arrrghh!!! Oh no... Braden's turned into a mindless weirdo!!! Quick!

*replaces soul*

phew

I'm sending you an ICQ Message!

Braden's very tall....

Braden's very tall....

Braden's crap.

Yaay! Gracie moved in yesterday. So far so good... although I did have a pretty fucked up dream last night, and I think she was the cause of it.. heheh

In this dream, me and gracie lived in this house, and every morning all these people would come around and get ready for work/school whatever... they would come and brush their teeth, have some breaky and watch cartoons... like a public getting ready place. It like started when we let a few people come over to get ready, then they brought their friends and then they brought theirs... etc.

But one girl came in, went around corner and took her top off and she had these top norgs and shania twain's stomach... mmm.. and I said "You can get changed in that room if you like" and she said "Nah. its okay... "... Then she started coming on to me, and she wated a root badly, and I said "No, sorry, I'm alredy with someone, but thanks anyway..."... What's with that? In any other dream I would have just gone for it!

Man that sucked...

I'm cold.. keep me warm...

we're talking about you feeling your nose...

I was at a wcw wrestling event and i went to get autographs afterwards. As i went into the back a wrestler named Konnan stepped out and started to come towards me and i asked him for his autograph.

He said that he would only give it to me if i gave him some pornography. Then another guy came up to him and said, "You suck Konnan". Then Konnan got up and reached into his pocket and took out 2 plastic spoons and started to beat them on the guys head while saying,"bop bop ba doo bop" Then he gave me his autograph on a crowded piece of paper and i also got a free shirt.

HAAA!! There's a movie on the IMDB called "Beaver gets a Boner"

n'ah.. thats not a good enough argument to believe that its fake... there is too much other shit to take into account.

It happened, so just get used to it ok.

smoo

arrrghhhh...

*attempts suicide with many chickens placed around one selfs body while similtaneously eating poptarts*

*mixes pops with tarts and comes up with tart pops!*

Alright! New recipe!! pretty good eh?

Here's my version.

Sly was in.... Rambo vs Kevin Bacon.

So that equals... sly stallone was in that movie... so there.

Apparently, you do the Hokey-Pokey... THEN you turn around.

And to think I'd been doing it the wrong way around all these years.

Im makin enchiladas tonite...

Create instant designer stubble by sucking a magnet and dipping your chin into a bowl of iron filings.

chicken enchiladas!!

and lollies.. I loooove lollies.

*pokes you to see if youre still responsive to human emotions*

There certainly are a great deal of holes being dug around Shepparton lately. It's getting more and more difficult to look somewhere without seeing that orange fencing stuff surrounding a big-ass hole in the ground, or a sheet of wood covering what I presume to be a big-ass hole...

Maybe I should just tell them where the body is...

yes.. its official... you've now told bloody everyone that joke ten times over!

Maybe you should email the council about it.

Remember Sole Suckers? What the hell ever become of them?

I love you, not-braden

arggghhhh

oooee...

poor old johnny ray...

just wanted to be at the top of the list...

ah... there ya go.. you are now.

and the same goes for me!

aha!!

we can be 'on top of the list' buddies!

I have no water bottle

I am tired after a heavy night of playing Nintendo

(Zelda to be precise)

I dont believe it! Altavista has an occurence of the phrase "Turnip Testicles"!!!

Every time you cry,
Shave of all your hair,
I will be the Rambo,
When it reappears,

SHITLOADS OF BURGERS!!!

I'm going out on a limb here, but any for me???

*dainty smile on ones face*

d'oh!

*proceeds to eat ones jumper as a replacement for the burgers I can't have*